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Family Money

Personal Directions

The Doctor's Consultation by Dr. Iain Corness

Agony Column

Camera Class by Snapshot

Recipes from Rattana

Family Money: UK Property: Risk Matters

By Leslie Wright,
Managing director of Westminster Portfolio Services (Thailand) Ltd.

After a year of high market volatility, steep market declines and high-flyers like Enron and WorldCom crashing to earth, investors are finally starting to realise that risk matters.

During the halcyon days of the late 90’s, clients would blithely say they could accept risk, without appreciating that ‘risk’ can equate to ‘loss’ in volatile market downturns. Just look at the TMT sector - down more than 70% from the euphoric highs at the beginning of 2000.

In the wake of such stormy market conditions, risk is very much in investors’ minds nowadays. To serve today’s nervous clients, financial advisers and portfolio managers must be able to identify, measure, and incorporate risk into every aspect of the wealth management process.

Many advisers are new to thinking rigorously about risk, and the ethical ones dedicated to providing clients with ongoing “best advice” - as opposed to those who are concerned only with how much commission they will make today - are facing increasingly difficult risk management questions when advising clients. What is “best practice” in risk-aware financial planning? What kind of risk matters most, and how does one measure it? How important is risk information in designing a portfolio for a client?

Understanding your risk profile

The majority of my firm’s clients are retired or about to retire. Their accumulated capital is all the money in the kingdom: they can’t go out and earn some more. Hence prudence dictates that this nest egg should be conservatively invested. But when asked: “How much risk can you accept?” in the late 90s most investors indicated they were medium-risk investors. This was because their risk-aversion profile (‘RAP’) was driven not by emotions let alone common sense, but by their need to provide sufficient money to maintain their lifestyle. This was their primary - and in some cases only - financial criterion. This meant producing an above-average income from their capital, which in the heady days of the late 90s was perfectly feasible.

But to produce their target income they were willing to expose themselves to the higher risk that inherently accompanies a long-term capital-growth portfolio - when really they should have been limiting their risk to an income-producing portfolio, and adjusting their lifestyle to what such a portfolio could realistically provide them. Now, after the slides of the past 30 months, many of these investors’ risk-aversion profile will be quite different - although it shouldn’t be because it’s a fundamental, like IQ.

Regardless of market conditions, an income-producing portfolio will be inherently conservative, comprising mostly cash, money-market funds and bonds, with perhaps some with-profits funds. Traded endowment policies (TEP funds) can form a useful non-volatile portion of a conservative portfolio. The portfolio is designed to conserve capital while producing a modest income stream.

A growth portfolio is designed to do what is says: produce capital growth. It will consist predominantly of equities, spread judiciously, with some in narrowly focussed or specialist sectors, plus perhaps some hedge funds, and some high-growth bonds. The objective is to produce long-term capital growth, and ride out the inherent volatility along the way, making strategic adjustments to the portfolio as market conditions indicate.

Over the longer term, a growth portfolio has historically outperformed an income portfolio by a wide margin. But in the short term, or periods of negative equity growth such as we’ve experienced in the past 30 months, a growth portfolio may well show a negative return - at least on paper until you cash it in or the markets recover.

However, our retirees want the best of both worlds: above-average growth and the ability to draw down an income from it. Some even misunderstand the concept entirely and talk about ‘interest’ earned from their capital-growth investment. You earn ‘interest’ only from a bank deposit, not an investment portfolio, no matter how conservatively stanced it might be.

Setting your risk goalposts

Some clients come to see me and start talking about this, that or the other fund they’ve read about or heard about (or been recommended by some other adviser), and want to use this that or the other fund as the basis of their portfolio, which they then want me to monitor and manage for them. Many financial advisers will say “Yes, sir” and start writing up the paperwork. Away goes the client, happy that he’s been taken care of according to his wishes. According to his wishes, yes - but probably not according to his needs!

The fundamental question that every investor should ask himself before making an investment decision is: why am I considering this investment? Is it for, a) strategic longer-term capital accumulation or conservation, or b) a short-term whimsical flutter, or c) because it sounds interesting and has a nice brochure? If either b) or c), can I afford to lose the money?

Before thinking about the components of a portfolio, the risk profile of the portfolio has to be decided upon - and that depends to a considerable degree on the risk-aversion profile of the client, which has to be appraised objectively with the client, and mutually agreed. How much risk can the client accept? How much risk should the client accept, given his financial goals & investment criteria?

This is comparable to the doctor who will ask questions about a patient’s health and medical history before making a determination and writing out a prescription or recommending a course of action - as distinct from a pharmacist who will be happy to sell you whatever you ask for, with no responsibility attached for the results. Would you rather have your financial health taken care of by a doctor or a pharmacist?


Personal Directions: Seeing the bigger picture

By Christina Dodd,
founder and managing director of Incorp Trining Associates

How are your powers of observation? Poor, average, good or very good, or do you even know? Could you describe what the last person you saw was wearing? It makes you think, doesn’t it?

I did a rather impromptu exercise with a group of sales and customer service managers recently who were participating in one of our communications programs. We did an activity in which we invited several outsiders to act as customers making complaints as well as wanting to make new purchases. After the activity was over and I had reviewed each trainee’s performance, I asked each one of them to describe several aspects about the customers they had just spoken to and met. I asked them to recall each customer and to then describe what they were wearing, their physical appearance, and their mannerisms.

Well - they were all startled! The room was silent and mouths fell wide open. They had all focused so intently on the customer and handling the respective situation that they forgot to open their field of vision slightly further to encompass the whole picture. Handling the customer is “knowing the customer” and taking in everything that is possible about them and then locking it in place in your mind. Yes - it takes application - but it’s worth making it a habit and doing it for every customer because it can only add value to your customer relations.

Effective communications which embrace how to listen, how to think and how to speak are fundamental to successful interaction with any customer, or business aside, with anyone in fact. Listening - the greatest silent skill; thinking - forming a logical argument; and speaking - getting a message across using the proper words and tone form the basics of communication. But it’s also important to fine tune your abilities and powers of observation to connect with the customer so that they become a picture in your mind when you have to contact them in the future.

As I said, this is not only important in business but it is something that is necessary in our daily lives. It doesn’t mean that you have to stare at others to study what they are wearing or what peculiar marks are on their faces, or whether their socks match or not. It means that you should have a certain amount of regard for those people you meet and speak to, and you should be looking at the larger picture instead of just concentrating on one or two elements of the experience. It shows that you are alert and focused and prepared.

Getting back to the group in the communications program, each of them tried to recall what the customers were wearing and so forth, but after some time, they realized that they were just grabbing at ideas and could not accurately remember very much at all. They asked for a second chance at the activity and so I said I would set it up later on. In the meantime, I invited two of my colleagues to take the next sessions and afterwards, I asked the group what my colleagues were wearing and could they describe their shoes. (This was a real conversation stopper!) It caused huge amounts of laughter and some objection because they were expecting a special activity in which to do this and to have prior knowledge or warning. I asked them to really persevere and to take time to go back over the last two hours and to recall the information. Surprisingly they could, with a bit of thought, prodding of memories and some collective discussion.

This exercise was a powerful one for all concerned in the program. They left the 2-days with heightened awareness of what it is to “know the customer” as opposed to just how to “handle the customer”. They realized for themselves just how helpful it can be in forming relationships and building upon them and how observations such as these can give greater insights into the fundamentals of communications.

Of course if you are dealing with customers on the telephone it’s a little difficult to observe them in the same way you would if they were sitting in front of you. So this is where listening skills come into play in a very big way. Listening is a vital skill and being able to communicate effectively on a personal level or a professional level starts with being a better listener.

The main thing to remember is that hearing does not equal listening. Hearing is a physiological process that involves the reception of vibrations by the delicate structures within our ears. Listening is a psychological process that involves the interpretation of what we hear. Hearing is passive - it takes no effort on our part, while listening is active - it takes effort and a willingness to tune in.

So how do you start improving your listening skills? The key is to actively focus on your listening behavior and to start eliminating behaviors that lead to poor listening. These negative behaviors would include things like:

* Mentally jumping to conclusions before the other person has finished speaking (how many times a day do you do this?)

* Focusing on how the person communicates rather than what is being communicated

* Starting to think of a response well before the other person has finished a thought

Being aware of such behaviors, and actively trying to eliminate them is a major step towards being a better listener and a better communicator. This means being able to observe and to utilize feedback from the person you are speaking to. Being a good listener also helps you to develop your speech because it allows you to gain skills in analyzing messages and retaining information. It is a continual process of communication enhancement.

Needing to fine tune your communications skills? For more details about how Incorp can assist you or your staff to develop these and other business skills, please contact me directly by email at christina.dodd @ incorptraining.com or at Incorp Training Associates in Bangkok Tel: (0) 2652 1867-8 or Fax: (0) 2652 1870.

Until next week, have a great week!


The Doctor's Consultation by Dr. Iain Corness: Sex and the satisfied worker

Did you know there is an Asian Federation of Sexology? I didn’t, till an article was pointed out to me coming from the Singapore office of the international news agency, Reuters. Apparently founded by an earnest gentleman called Emil Ng, himself a sex therapist, he addressed a sex conference recently in Singapore. Participants at this conference were even quoted as having said that they may have found a pleasurable way to boost the dropping world economy. In spite of Reuters strict standards, I am quite sure that was a misprint. It obviously should have read “drooping” economy, surely!

According to our Emil Ng, healthy sex lives make for happy workers who will in turn create a more robust economy. “Sexual health is not just about absence of diseases or dysfunction ... it is about the ability to enjoy sex,” he is reported to have said at the conference. “This will improve the whole nation’s well-being and productivity,” he opined. If this is the case, Thailand should have become a member of the G7 super-powers by now. (Or would that make it G8?) Or perhaps that honour would just go to Patpong Road Bangkok, with sub-committees at Nana Plaza, Walking Street Pattaya and Kotchasarn Road Chiang Mai.

Oh if it were only that simple! To boost the economy there would be government run Sexual Enjoyment Clinics (SEC’s), hopefully covered by the 30 baht scheme and open 24 hours, staffed with sex therapists who would make sure that you left with a smile on your face and a deeply rooted urge to improve your productivity (as soon as you got back to work and had a little lie down to get yourself in the mood again). However, unless I am highly mistaken, these clinics are already in existence, but are called Massage Parlours or similar. Mr. Ng would be pleased! Unfortunately, these are not covered by the 30 baht scheme, this I am sure of!

Despite all the smiles and sniggers, I’m afraid I am a disbeliever. I consider all this to be bunkum. I am sorry if I have been a long time coming to the point, but just where do these people get their data? I fully realise that Emil and his ilk are “professionals” in the field, while I have managed to remain as a rank amateur, but let’s try and be a little bit scientific about this. Firstly, have you noticed that you are more productive at work after a night on the nest? Or do you spend more time daydreaming?

Now I know that one’s personal experience represents a scientific study of one, but if enough “one’s” out there band together we can get some useful statistics. So I did a quick straw poll in the office and came up with (sorry about that, no pun intended) five stating that it made no difference and three saying it drooped (sorry, dropped) their productivity, and yet all eight respondents claimed to have enjoyed the prior evenings experience.

So where are we going wrong? Well, again according to Emil, “When your economy is down, sexual activity will be lower, not because of sexual problems, but financial problems. This is a vicious cycle.” Sorry Emil, I reckon that when the economy is down, warm evenings at home remain the cheapest and best form of “entertainment”. What do you think?


Agony Column

Dear Hilary (sic),

Every time I come to Thailand I titter too much. Because platformed Thai ladies teeter and totter too much. Any remedies for excessive tittering? What can I do? P.S. I am a Stamen, not a Petal!

Mistersingha (sic)

Dear Mister Singha,

Tittering is not a problem here in Thailand, as the platformed ladies are not generally of the B cup runneth over variety, other than those who remain a tittering tribute to the skill of their cosmetic surgeons. PS I am a Hillary (double l), not a Hilary (single l), Petal, sorry - Stamen. By the way, you do realise that a stamen is a dork shaped object found in a flower, don’t you?

Dear Hillary,

I have no problems with women in this country. They treat me well. I enjoy being with them. I have never been cheated. Nobody has asked me for gold chains. My maid has not stolen from me. She comes to work on time every day, just as I insisted. My girlfriend wakes up on time and makes me breakfast. She has not asked me for the car keys and then run off with the car. Her mother’s buffalo is very well. Her brother has not fallen off his motorcycle. I cannot understand why all these people who write in to you have so many problems with the local females. Since I don’t, is there something wrong with me?

Happy

Dear Happy,

Hilary Is so glad that everything seems to be just fine and dandy in your life. You certainly seem to have everything (and all your women) under control. However, in answer to your question, yes Hillary thinks there really is something wrong with you - or why are you writing to Hillary? Is it to show the world just how smart you really are? Or are you a control freak and need me to tell you that what you are doing is OK? I distrust your motives, Happy. But don’t worry, your time will come, my Petal! You cannot keep Thai women ‘under the thumb’ for ever! You have been warned.

Dear Hillary,

I am getting married to my Thai princess and am fraught with worry. The problem I have is the same as Hitler’s (I only have one) when we discussed taking her back to the UK she expressed a desire for kids. I don’t know if this is possible. I am also hearing more stories of farang getting ripped off - I only send her ฃ100 per week and I am worried she might ask for more. I have agreed to pay 200,000 baht for her dowry and send her mother ฃ50 a week. Will my princess be disappointed when she discovers I am firing blanks? Should I look for another who does not want kids? My friend says they want a kid as security a sort of extra hold on me is he lying?

Adolf

Dear Adolf,

Talk about crossing bridges before you come to them! Hillary has it on good medical authority that only having “one” is no bar to procreation. The other “one” is just for balance, it seems! However, I do question your degree of total commitment to this union. “Should you look for another” you write, in the same breath as describing your fianc้e as “my Thai princess”. Reading between the lines, I think your princess would be more disappointed if the money tree were dropping blanks, rather than you. Forget about this marriage - you are not ready for it. Neither is she. On second thoughts, since you are so free with your money, what about marrying Hillary? I don’t need children, but the money would come in handy!

Dear Hillary,

I must start by stressing the point that this is a true story. After having a very enjoyable three month stay in Thailand earlier on this year I returned back to England to start back at work. During my time here I met a very nice Thai lady who was great company. We kept in touch and she then asked me if I would lend her 2000 pounds to help her out with a few business problems she was having. I duly did this and she promised I would be repaid in full on my return in November. Within two days of my return I was paid back down to the last penny. The point of this letter is to give some positive news about financial arrangements with Thai ladies. I have heard some very negative stories about the Thai/Farang relationships, how about this one being talked about?

Greengrass

Dear Greengrass,

The point that should be understood here is not just that a Thai lady repaid a debt, but that any person during a three month stay could meet someone who was honest enough to do this, irrespective of nationality. I doubt if I would be happy lending two thousand baht (let alone two thousand pounds) to someone I did not know for a long time. I believe you have been lucky, Greengrass, but I thank you for showing there is good and bad in all societies. There are probably just as many foreigners who have been ripped off by one of their own, than by Thai ladies.


Camera Class: Pictures of people - especially girls!

by Snapshot

In Thailand are some of the most beautiful women on the planet. Of course I have not personally noticed this, but I have been told by ‘professional’ women watchers! And if you believe that you’ll believe anything!

Women have been the most popular subject in “art”, be that painting, scribbling on walls or photography. Did you know there have been more books written about “How to Photograph Girls” than any other photographic texts? In many countries they even run week-long courses on the subject. However, stick with Harry Flashman and I’ll show you how to sparkle up your ‘girly’ snaps in one five minute read! I have photographed countless hundreds of ladies for calendars and portraits over the years so here’s some simple concepts to make your portrait taking easier, and make the end results very pleasing for both the subject and the shooter.

The first rule with all amateur models is to get your subject to relax. If your favourite lady is standing rigidly to attention, I can guarantee that the end result will not be pleasing. When photographing Thai people in particular, it is even more important to get them relaxed and happy, as they do tend to “stand to attention” with arms held straight at their sides, looking as if they are on army parade. One of the reasons why professional models get paid so much is because they know how to stand in front of the lens.

The pose to avoid at all costs is the subject straight on to the camera. This is unfortunately the commonest pose - but it is the most un-glamorous pose as far as women are concerned. Here’s what to do to get over this problem. Start by sitting your lady in a chair, and then turn it 45 degrees away from the straight ahead position. Now ask her to slowly turn her head and look at the end of your camera’s lens. Look through your viewfinder - see? It looks better already, doesn’t it! Now ask her to gently raise the shoulder closest to the camera and smile. Guess what? You are starting to get a “glamorous” image.

That basic pose can be modified by turning to the left as well as to the right, shoulders up or down, open mouthed smile or shy grin. Each shot will have a different look. Try to get the subject relaxed by talking to them, cracking jokes or anything that will get them to relax. Even in the workplace you can get good shots - see the photo of the nurse on duty this week. Just don’t photograph the lady straight on!

For these sort of portraits you do need to make the subject’s head fill the frame. Keep the top of the hair just inside the top edge of the viewing area and the lower edge should keep the shoulders in the frame. In other words, if you don’t have a telephoto lens, walk in close.

Now many of you would like to be able to produce that “romantic glamour” portrait. The trick here is to use gentle, soft lighting to avoid harsh and unflattering shadows. One super little trick to take shadows away from under the chin, nose and eyes is to open out a newspaper and place it in the sitter’s lap. The reflected light will gently lessen the dark shadows. Stand back and look at the subject while an assistant takes the newspaper away and see the difference.

Another trick used by the professional glamour photographers is to “back light” the subject and then reflect light back into the face with gold foil reflectors. The gold imparts a very “warm” and flattering colour to the skin (especially with our Thai ladies). The reflector will also be picked up as small highlights in the eyes, which gives sparkle and an “alive” feeling to the portrait. Since the lighting is coming from behind the subject, you can even use a “fill-in” flash to gently light the face as well.


Recipes from Rattana: Sambal Spicy Chicken

This is adapted from an Indonesian recipe using an ingredient called Sambal ulek. This is in fact a chilli paste, made by pounding 20 red chillies and 2 teaspoons of sea salt in a mortar and grinding until it makes a paste. It can be stored in the refrigerator for 2-3 weeks, however, commercial Thai chilli paste will be an adequate substitution. It is, as the name suggests, a spicy dish. Pork may be used instead of chicken, but avoid cooking too long or it becomes tough. This is best served as an appetizer.

Ingredients Serves 4

Chicken breast fillet skinless 300gm

Sesame oil 3tbspns

Chopped onion 3

Garlic chopped 2 cloves

Ground ginger root 1 tspn

Chilli paste 1 tspn

Lemon juice 3 tbspns

Fish sauce 1 tspn

Water 3 tbspns

Cooking Method

In the wok heat the oil and add the onion, stir-frying until the onion is transparent. Cut the chicken breast fillets into bite size pieces. Add the garlic to the onion in the wok and then the chicken pieces, quickly stirring until the chicken changes colour. Do not overcook. Add all remaining ingredients, stirring well for one minute and then allow to simmer over a low heat for two minutes. Serve hot.



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