The Doctor's Consultation:
by Dr. Iain Corness
Dengue Fever - again and again and again!
At the time of writing this
column, there are four westerners in my hospital with Dengue Fever. These
are not an isolated group that caught it from drinking out of damp glasses
in the same bar. Today’s daily newspaper also had an item quoting 180 cases
in Northern Thailand and 10 fatalities this year. That’s more than died from
the SARS epidemic that had people cringing in their homes afraid to go out
without a gas mask.
So, despite my previous pleas (and those of the Public Health Department),
Dengue Fever and its potentially fatal variant, Dengue Haemorrhagic Fever
(DHF) is still with us. The latest figures have now prompted me to repeat my
advice on this subject. If you remember reading about it before, I
apologize, but the subject matter is very important. This is an important
ailment, that can be avoided.
However, first you should understand a little more about Dengue. It was
first described in 1780 by a Benjamin Rush in Philadelphia (so it didn’t
start here), when the name Break Bone Fever was applied, with the symptoms
of pain in the bones and rise in temperature. The name “Dengue” came in 1828
during an epidemic in Cuba. The new name was a Spanish attempt at a Swahili
phrase “ki denga pepo” which describes a sudden cramping seizure caused by
an evil spirit! Let me assure you that the local brand of Dengue Fever owes
nothing to spirits, evil, bottled or otherwise.
Like Malaria, the virus is carried by mosquitoes, this time by one called
Aedes aegypti. The virus itself is related to Japanese encephalitis, Murray
Valley encephalitis and Yellow fever, and there are four “serotypes” or
subgroups of it.
The mosquito lays its eggs in water containers, preferring the clean water
found in water tanks and pots, in the saucers under pot plants and even
under the pet’s food dish. Inside discarded car tyres is another favourite
spot. These mosquitoes are not of the adventurous type and feed during the
day and spend their time within 200 meters of their hatchery. Consequently,
the eradication of any local breeding areas becomes very important towards
maintaining your own health, as you can see. Keep your home free from lying
water for a radius of 200 metres and you’re looking good!
Simple Dengue (if you can call it that) has an incubation period of around
four to seven days and then the full blown symptoms of high fever and
headache begin. The headache is usually behind the eyes and is made worse by
eye movement. From there the pains progress to the limbs with acute muscle
pains, which gave it the old name “Break Bone Fever”. Interestingly, some
patients complain of a metallic taste in the mouth. (Please don’t ask - I
have no idea why!)
On the other hand, Dengue Haemorrhagic Fever can certainly be fatal! It
appears that Serotype 2 may be the culprit here, but does not usually
produce DHF unless you have been previously bitten by types 1, 3 or 4. In
addition to the symptoms of Classical Dengue the skin begins to bruise very
easily as the blood haemorrhages into the skin. Children are also more
susceptible to this than adults. This also becomes much more of an emergency
and is best treated in the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) of your favourite
With our ability to treat the viral ailments being very limited, the defence
against the Dengue virus lies in the preventive measures. The other
precautions are to wear long trousers and long sleeved shirts, especially at
sun up and sun down, when the mosquito is at its most ravenous. The other
factor to remember is “D” for Dengue and “D” for DEET. DEET is the magic
ingredient in mosquito repellents, so when you go to buy some, check the
label - if it has DEET, then get it. And then remember to use it!
Heart to Heart
I am looking at buying a house in Thailand because the market is
depressed and should be a good time to buy. I have been married for some
time now to the same woman and will put the house in her name, as I
don’t need the hassle of lawyers and phony companies and all that, but
my mates from my favorite watering hole all say that I’m crazy. What is
your feeling? We have been married for seven years and have two kids
plus one of hers from a previous marriage. I read all the time about men
who have been ripped off here in Thailand.
Dear House Hunter,
It is very difficult for me to answer this, my Petal. From what you have
written, it does seem as though this is a strong bond, but people can
change, or hide their true feelings. This would be the same if you were
talking about buying a house in someone else’s name in the US or the UK,
or anywhere else for that matter. It is a measure of trust, and only you
know if you can put that trust to the test. I am aware that I get many
writing in complaining of being ripped off, losing houses, cars, gold
and motorcycles, but that does not mean that this happens all the time.
You should also take into consideration that it is only those who have
been disadvantaged that write in. Others happily living in marital
harmony don’t need to write to an Agony Aunt, do they. There are ways of
safeguarding your investment, but you need to talk to a lawyer, not me.
Best of luck, House Hunter, and I hope you will be one of the happy
ones. You sound like a nice person. When you’re ready for the second
house, let me know and I’ll send up photocopy of my ID card, so you can
spell my name correctly!
A lot of women in the local shopping center seem attracted to me. They
sit on the benches and call me over and want to talk with me, and some
even promise me Thai lessons in return for me giving English lessons to
them. Only thing is they all want me to take them somewhere for these
lessons, they’re not prepared to just sit on the bench and get them. “I
go with you,” is what most of them say. I am getting a bit leery of
these requests, as I don’t want to waste my hard earned cash, and it
sounds all a little too commercial for me. Do you think it’s my
aftershave, or maybe my pheromones?
You are a cunning linguist, aren’t you, Petal! Making sure you keep the
cash! But perhaps your aftershave is clouding your vision, and the
pheromones unsettling the function of your brain. I doubt very much that
these are language students thirsting after knowledge, but rather they
are short-time students thirsting after money. A conclusion that you are
slowly coming round to, but it is certainly slowly. You can almost take
it as 100 percent true, that ladies on shopping center benches are not
there to spend money - unless it’s yours! You should look for some real
enthusiastic amateurs to practice your linguistic skills.
This a somewhat delicate problem, but you should understand more than
most about the relationships that men make when they are not living
here, but are only here for a few weeks at a time and then back to
working in the sandbox. I am a single man, and on my trips here I
generally find that there will be a young lady who will indicate that
she would like to “I take care you”, and a suitable arrangement can be
agreed on. This is great for a bachelor like me, but I also want to play
the field a bit too. One young lady has really begun to sink the hooks
into me, and I can see a problem coming up, because I own my own condo
here. How do I get her to understand that this is not a lifetime
relationship, and when I go back to work I will want her to leave the
condo? I have four weeks left, Hillary, so a quick fix will be
Sam the Sandboy
Dear Sam the Sandboy,
You know what you have just proved, Petal? You can’t have your cake and
eat it too! The way around this problem is to bring it out into view and
it will cease to be such a worry for you. Since Hillary doesn’t know how
good your Thai is, it may be better for you to have an interpreter, as
it is important the young lady understands the situation. And
understands it right now, not two days before you leave. She has been
taking care of you, so now you must take a little care of her and her
feelings. Now is the time to spell it all out, my Petal. But do it
gently, that’s a nice Sandboy.
Camera Class: by
The 10 golden rules of daylight portraiture
do we take so many pictures of people? Ever stopped to wonder?
We like them, we love them, we want to remember them, and so the
list goes on. It makes no difference, ‘people’ shots are what we
take 75 percent of the time.
Now how many of your people shots are great? How many are
average? And how many are just OK and get left in the drawer?
For most people, their people shots tend to be of the last
category. However, do not despair, this week here are the 10
golden rules, so that you too can get results just like the
local “professional” photo shop. It doesn’t depend upon what
type of camera you have, it just needs you to do a little
Rule 1. Walk in closer. It is the single most important tip to
better portraits. Even with a point and shoot compact, walk in
till the subject fills the viewfinder from the waist up.
Rule 2. If you have a camera with a “portrait mode” then use it!
This is one area where I agree with the manufacturers. The
portrait mode with modern cameras does work. It maximizes the
settings to produce the most pleasing effect, gets rid of
backgrounds and sets the exposure to allow for the best skin
tones. Use it.
Rule 3. Use the flash in daylight. If you have a fancy camera
with “Fill Flash” facility, then turn it on and you will see the
prints you get back from the photo processor have now got
sparkle and punch. If you have not, but have a flash you mount
on top of the camera, use it, and select around f2.8 to f4. This
will not overpower the daylight, but will give catch-lights in
Rule 4. Look at the backgrounds. It is so easy to concentrate so
hard on the subject that you do not really “see” the background,
which can be confusing and cluttered. Try to keep the subject as
far away as possible from all backgrounds and if you have manual
mode or aperture priority mode, then set the aperture f stop at
Rule 5. Shoot in the early mornings or in the late afternoons.
At both of these times the light is more flattering than it is
at mid-day, where you will get harsh shadows cutting across the
face from the nose.
Rule 6. If you have a zoom or a telephoto lens then now is the
time! Using around 135 mm, this is called by some people the
ideal portrait lens, then you again flatter the face and help
throw the background out of focus - particularly if you have
followed Rule number 4.
Rule 7. Turn the camera on its side so you have the viewfinder
in portrait mode as well. People are taller than they are wide,
so it makes sense to have the maximum dimension vertically,
doesn’t it! By all means, take a couple of shots in the so
called horizontal “landscape” view, but the majority should be
Rule 8. The nose is not the central point of any portrait. In
the centre of the viewfinder there is generally a small area
which you can use for getting the focus point. After you have
set the focus, move the central point off the person’s nose! The
more likely central point will be the mouth or chin.
Rule 9. Super trick! Use a gold coloured reflector to give the
skin that healthy glow. Just glue some gold wrapping paper to a
piece of cardboard about 1 meter square and get an assistant to
move it so it reflects “golden glow” into the subject. This is
particularly flattering for pale skinned folk.
Rule 10. With older subjects stretch a piece of nylon stocking
tightly across the lens. This will act as a soft focus filter
and smooth out many of the wrinkles we like to pretend we
Follow those 10 simple rules and you will notice a marked
difference in your portraiture.
Money Matters: Graham
Macdonald MBMG International Ltd.
Liquidity and Property, part 2
From last week: … borrowers will now ONLY lend
95% of asset value to borrowers who aren’t prime and in many cases
can’t/won’t document their income. Not only were they lending 100% to this
category before, in many cases they were lending more than 100%. The
assumption here seems to be that lending 100% today to non-prime borrowers
(remember that the importance of the security or the loan to asset value
becomes more significant as the credit status of the borrower worsens) will
be Ok because the loan won’t go wrong and if it does then in a year’s time
the asset will be worth 115% of today’s value, so a 100 or 105% loan to
value doesn’t constitute risk. Consumers borrowed 100 percent of their
home’s value on about 18 percent of Alt A loans (loans between sub prime and
prime) made last year, according to Bear Stearns, the largest mortgage-bond
underwriter. Another 16 percent had loan-to-value ratios above 90 percent as
well as limited documentation, they say.
The actual lenders themselves aren’t concerned about risk because after all
they’ll sell it on soon enough, but what’s forcing them to change their
criteria is that the market no longer wants to touch these riskier loans or
at least a smaller number of interested buyers will be paying the lenders
much lower prices for them.
It’s the fact that Bear Stearns Cos., General Electric Co.’s WMC Mortgage,
Countrywide Financial Corp., IndyMac Bancorp Inc., Goldman Sachs Group Inc.,
Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. and Credit Suisse have all said in the last
two weeks they’re pulling back from buying Alt A mortgages sold with no down
payment or in a refinancing of the house’s entire value that is forcing the
lenders to adjust their criteria rather than the fact that there will be
huge defaults. If you don’t plan to own the loan book yourself you don’t
care how it performs, as long as you can sell it.
Anyone who can’t see the madness of that line of thinking probably shouldn’t
be allowed out on their own.
Last year the Alt A category accounted for about 20 percent of the $3
trillion of U.S. mortgages, about the same as sub-prime loans, up from 5% in
2002 according to Credit Suisse Group, highlighting where much of the growth
in US lending has occurred.
Tighter lending standards may slash sub-prime mortgage sales in half this
year and Alt A mortgages by a quarter, according to Ivy Zelman, a Credit
Suisse analyst in New York who covers homebuilders. The new requirements
will force some prospective homebuyers to save more money for a down payment
or risk being denied credit - the boom in the US property market has been
fired by: 1) people and corporations being able to trade up properties and
acquire properties more readily because these have been more affordable at
such low interest rates; 2) people who will be able to obtain credit at some
point but should currently be saving up their deposits being offered deposit
free terms now; 3) people who by any logical commercial criteria shouldn’t
really be able to currently obtain credit of such magnitude being offered it
left, right and centre.
All of this has compressed future demand - those without deposits and whose
incomes aren’t yet sufficient to service the debts or whose circumstances
aren’t sufficiently robust to ride through any short-term financial storms
have been given credit that will in many cases lead to defaults, repos, and
damaged credit, and instead of providing an economic boost, this will become
a major economic drag. The category comprised about 5 percent of new loans
in 2002, according to Credit Suisse.
Late payments of at least 60 days and defaults on Alt A mortgages have risen
about as fast as on sub prime ones, to about 2.4 percent, according to bond
analysts at UBS AG. What a surprise - people refusing to document their
ability to pay are maintaining their loans to a similar standard as those
with documents signifying poor ability to pay. Loans in the category made to
borrowers with low credit scores, equity and documentation are doing about
as badly as sub prime loans, according to Citigroup Inc. and Bear Stearns
analysts. Rapid credit tightening that’s “been isolated to the sub prime
world has really migrated’’ in the past two weeks to Alt A offerings that
involve borrowing nearly all of a home’s worth, said Brian Simon, senior
vice president at Mount Laurel, New Jersey-based mortgage bank Freedom
Mortgage Corp. Bear Stearns will finance 25 percent to 30 percent fewer
non-prime mortgages this year as it tightens credit, Chief Financial Officer
Sam Molinaro said on the company’s earnings call recently.
The impact here is 2-fold:
1) The market will continue to slow because the artificial stimulation
of loans to people who won’t (or in the case of Alt A probably can’t)
service them is going to be taken away. The market will weaken, asset values
will continue to fall, better quality credit will start to suffer and
defaults and repos will become more widespread. Credit will tighten in this
slowing market, causing it to slow further, asset values will fall further,
even better quality credit will start to suffer and defaults and repos will
become even more widespread. the market will weaken even further, etc., etc.
This is a difficult spiral to get out of until the market finds its floor
and we don’t believe that Pimco’s Bill Gross is right in his assertions that
aggressive rate cutting now can help to stem this spiral.
2) Lenders will be stuck with debt that they can’t sell profitably - many
will suffer losses. Apart from the further contraction in credit that this
will cause, the problems will filter through the financial system until the
likes of Bear Stearns, Goldmans, etc., find their own books severely tested.
We believe that there will be further corporate casualties in this market -
we’re just not sure how many or how big. This could ultimately be an even
greater problem than the S&L crisis and the impact on the general economy
could be catastrophic.
The bottom line is that in the UK and the US too much money has been thrown
(almost literally) at sectors where the growth has been too hot for too long
with no regard to what will happen when the trend turns. This is also true
in varying extents in economies like Ireland, Spain and Australia.
What can you do to protect/profit from this? That’s easy - Property
Protector is an insurance product that protects the value of existing
properties or an investment product that allows investors to gain from the
falling price of properties. Which version you require depends on your
circumstances but I can’t imagine that there’s anyone out there who
shouldn’t be at least looking at this in some format.
The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be
reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept
any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any
responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not
taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please
contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]
Life in Chiang Mai:
by Mark Whitman
Temporarily on holiday in England
At the risk of wishing my life away, I am striking days
off the calendar with unusual enthusiasm. The count down is towards two
events. The furthest away is my return to Chiang Mai. The earlier date, a
few days after this appears will be the arrival of my Thai friend to England
for a first ever visit outside Asia.
We have travelled extensively in Thailand itself and to Laos and Vietnam,
but this will be his first ever intercontinental holiday. The task is to
fill the three weeks with a sensible and rewarding mix of social, tourist
and cultural events. The visit will include a few days across the channel
and, naturally, a trip to London and some period around the south coast and
its wonderful beaches and countryside. Since it is not something to be
repeated often it must be a success.
Speaking of travel, I know that an increasing number of residents in Chiang
Mai have been crossing to Burma, or Myanmar as their fascist Junta will have
it. This is a difficult decision since their regime is on a par with those
of Zimbabwe and North Korea, in its treatment of the population and of
course, their elected leader Aung San Suu Kyi has been under house arrest
for years. She supports a boycott, just as we boycotted South Africa when I
It is a personal decision and many people think that isolating the Myanmese
people is no help. If you are thinking of travelling there check out Voices
of Burma website for advice on travelling both ethically and ‘privately’
rather than through a conventional agent. They can be found on www.
voicesofburma.org and try to benefit the ordinary people not the monstrous
And mentioning both travel and dubious leaders you might be interested to
know of George Bush’s travel arrangements. To look after him abroad he
relies on a staff of 800 and some 100 bodyguards. This is for each country
he visits so this will have trebled for the recent sorties to Germany, Italy
In addition to a special limousine and a back up limo that are sent ahead,
along with private helicopters and refuelling trucks, it is difficult to
imagine the carbon footprint engendered by one such trip. His support of
methods to reduce global warming is presently reducing parts of America to a
dust bowl reminiscent of the depression era.
There was an American business man on the radio this week that has a way of
getting through a trying day or an especially difficult meeting. He has had
a large sign placed outside his office and this has the running total of how
many minutes Bush has left as President. As he leaves the office he glances
at the diminishing total and this gives his spirits a lift.
Finally, just an advance note about a novel I am reading should be of
special interest to readers of the Chiang Mai Mail. I have read many books
set in Thailand and who can forget Graham Greene’s classic set in Vietnam,
The Quiet American. But Colin Cotterill’s debut The Coroner’s Lunch is the
first story I’ve found set in Laos. It is the first in a projected series
featuring a wonderfully quirky character called Dr Siri Paiboun. So far I am
only a third of a way through this wry thriller and more comment follows
next week. I discovered (via the book jacket) that the author teaches in
Thailand and is a resident of Chiang Mai. At present the book is only
available in hard back (published by Quercus) but it may still turn up at
the local bookshops, so look out for it.
Films on DVD for Rental in
Chiang Mai: Mr. I. Dewcritique
2006, directed by the Pang Bros.
Chinese with English subtitles
The Pang twins, Oxide and Danny, born in Hong Kong, but often working in
Thailand have built quite a reputation over the last few years. With films
like The Eye and Bangkok Dangerou,s thrillers and horror films seem to be
their favourite genres. The rather scary looking cover of Recycle, and then
the red opening credits over bleached scenes of urban waste seemed to
confirm that it was a horror movie. And in some ways it is as there are
plenty of disturbing moments. The story involves a successful novelist, Ting
Lin, who after three best-selling love melodramas loosely based on her own
life, is looking for an idea for her next book.
As she works in her large and rather gloomy apartment, she starts to feel
haunted. The camera starts tracking her in the way familiar from horror
movies, revealing one’s vulnerability even within enclosed spaces as things
lurk in shadows and around corners. She finds strands of long hair that is
clearly not her own, receives strange and alarming phone calls, and sees
phantom shapes. A shower scene inevitably brings Psycho to mind. As all this
happens to her she draws on it for her book, testing out ideas and then
flinging discarded drafts into the bin. She is drawn towards the building’s
lift and there meets a corpse-like old lady and her grandchild who sink into
the ground as the lift descends below the bottom of the shaft.
This leads us into increasingly oneiric sequences of decomposing zombies and
decaying cityscapes, the sort of interspaces one glimpses between crowded
high-rise buildings, magnified by means of computer manipulations, and then
drained of colour for maximum effect. Ensor-type staircases lead nowhere, a
great funfair gondola swings overhead and ruins lie all around.
Clarification now comes: Ting Lin is in the world of abandoned ideas,
existing in their special limbo for recycling. She passes through nightmare
forests, junk yards of forsaken toys and intentions and a library of
forgotten books. She crosses a dangerously narrow bridge with the dead
slowly crossing. As one watches one should allow oneself to associate
freely: I have already mentioned being reminded of Hitchcock and Ensor, but
many more references came to mind: T. S. Eliot’s Wasteland [the bridge and
broken images], Lord of the Rings [the unstable bridges], The Wizard of Oz
[the tornado which carries them away from disintegration], Borges’ universal
library, Don’t Look Now [ the little red figure], Dante [the journey through
hell], Matrix [the pixellating hands], and a great many more. Because this
is the point: post-modern culture consists of the recycling of the ideas of
the past. Every writer, like the main character, and every director, like
the Pang brothers, is in the recycling business. This phantasmagoria is a
journey through our cultural memories; the horror film has become an
allegory and also a fairy story, a fantasy journey through our fears and
As the journey draws to an end there are scenes of yellow flowers scattered
across hillsides, reminiscent of Mae Hong Son- followed by the typical karst
landscape of south-western China and northern Thailand. One could easily
imagine oneself near Chiang Dao. Caverns of aborted fetuses and sad valleys
of the dead whose tombs are neglected lead on to an apocalyptic escape to
Ting Lin’s usual world. More surprises await us there as we learn more about
the past love affair and plunges us into a mise en abyme about who is
creating whom and which Ting Lin can claim to be the ‘real one.’
This film tries to be many things and that is risky. If you want horror, it
is diluted by other interests, but if you fancy letting your imagination
roam in some rather gloomy places this is a worthwhile place to start.
Let's Go To The Movies:
Ploy: (Airport Plaza only) Thai Drama – From director
I urge you to see this fine Thai film examining a marriage seven years on.
It’s an assured piece of mature filmmaking with much that reverberates. It’s
been censored, but the film remains strong.
Essentially a lucid dream, Ploy takes place in that odd in-between state
when you cannot be sure whether you are sleeping or awake, and there are
seemingly sure pointers that lead you to believe both. While things appear
straightforward in the early stages of the film, it soon becomes clear that
some sequences are in fact the dreams by some characters about the others,
and the lines between what is real and what is imagined becomes deeply
blurred. This is very likely the entire point of the film. Ploy isn’t really
a film about what is, so much as it is a film about what might be: about the
different paths a relationship might take, about how we may choose to either
support or destroy one another. Both paths are equally valid, both are
equally likely, and it is up to you to decide which you choose to follow and
label truth, and which you choose to label fantasy. Don’t miss it. Thai
cinema doesn’t offer something this good very often.
Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer: US Sci-Fi /Fantasy /Action – Live
action, based on the Marvel comic.
In this slightly dysfunctional family of four superheroes, Reed is known as
Mr. Fantastic: their leader, and a scientific genius who can stretch his
body into incredible lengths and shapes. His wife, beautiful and intelligent
Susan Richards, née Storm, is the Invisible Woman, the team’s
second-in-command. She can become invisible, and project powerful force
fields. Sue’s brother is Johnny Storm/Human Torch; he can surround himself
with flames and fly. Finally, we have Ben Grimm/The Thing, the family’s
grumpy friend with a heart of gold, who has superhuman strength and
endurance. Ah, but his skin is monstrous, craggy, orange, and looks as if
made of scales or plates (often mistakenly referred to as “rocks”). (There
will be a quiz on this!)
Now, after this primer, you’re ready for your first viewing. In the advanced
course next week we’ll delve into the Silver Surfer himself and discuss why
this basically good guy is doing so much evil, and discuss how the entity
Galactus, for whom he once worked, relates to God. (Preview: Galactus is
older than the universe itself, being the only survivor of the universe that
came before our own.) Very heavy cosmology in this movie!
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End: US Action/Fantasy – More you
couldn’t ask for – a fun and hugely imaginative movie with unexpectedly
surreal scenes and witty dialogue. Depp is a delight; his line of the week:
“Well that’s just maddeningly unhelpful.” (After the seven minutes of ending
credits, there’s an added scene ten years later showing the beautiful young
. . . oh, you better see for yourself!)
Ocean’s Thirteen: US Crime/Comedy – Casino heist caper. A delightful
patchwork of plot-holes laced together with beautiful fabrications. The crew
pulls another con all the while engaging in the banter and quick
give-and-take dialogue that fans of the series expect. Much fun. Generally
Teng Nong Khon Ma Ha Hear: Thai Comedy – Starring two popular Thai
comedians. Not for farangs, but number one at the Thailand box office during
the first June weekend.
Sick Nurses: Thai Horror – Whimpering, simpering and screaming pretty young
nurses get killed in imaginative ways. Bloody awful to gauge from the
trailer. Strictly for aficionados of bloody awful Thai horror films.
Scheduled for Thursday, June 21
Rakna 24 Hours: Thai Romance/Comedy – Romance threatened because boy has two
widely different personalities, which he chooses randomly for the day each
morning. Stars Thai singing star Rattapoom Tokongsub, known as “Film.”
Arthur and the Minimoys (Invisibles): US Fantasy/Animation – Part live, part
animation. A boy (the extraordinarily gifted child actor Freddie Highmore)
sets out to save his family home from swindlers, find his missing
grandfather. He must follow ancient clues to a vast treasure, and unlock a
passageway to a spectacular world.
Life in the laugh lane:
by Scott Jones
Reason #497 to Live in Thailand
I’ve lived in Thailand for almost five years. I’m done with America. Some of
my friends and family keep waiting for me to return to my senses. Well, my
senses are filled with Thailand, thank you. One friend said, “My sister
announced she was a lesbian, and for ten years I waited for her to ‘see the
light’ and become hetero again. She never did and I finally realized she
actually was a lesbian for life. After four years, like my sister, I
realized that you weren’t coming back.”
Now that I’m back in America and confronted with the constant question, Why
Thailand?” I realize I have a thousand answers for that question, give or
take a thousand. Here’s #497, give or take a hundred:
About five years ago, after a very bad motorcycle accident in America when a
drunken woman hit me head-on and left me to die on the side of the road
(hundred-mile-an-hour impact, broken neck in two places, severed artery to
the brain, fractured hip, fractured foot, etcetera, etcetera) the doctors
stapled the foot back together so they could concentrate on dealing with the
rest of my body parts. My right foot is still just a bag of skin holding a
sack of bones together. When I step barefoot on Thai ceramic floors, the
normal left foot feels like it has padding. The nasty right foot feels like
bones battling the floor.
About a year ago, a major pain developed under a major foot bone and I
thought, “Pain with every step. Bone spur. Cancer. Death imminent. Emergency
surgery required.” I went to a major orthopedic Thai doctor at a major Thai
hospital. He said, “I think it’s a callous. Just file it off regularly.” I
said, “Thanks.” (I thought, “Right. I need a second opinion. He doesn’t
understand what’s going on under the skin. No X-rays, no comprendo. What
does he know?”) Cost: 150 baht = $4.00, which would have cost ten to twenty
times as much in America, give or take a hundred.
The next doctor said, “I think it’s a callous. File it off regularly.” I
said, “Thanks, but… [in true American fashion]…can you direct me to a
specialist?” Cost: another 150 baht. I found the foot specialist who entered
the room wearing a spic ‘n’ span, white golf shirt and a major smile. I told
him my story for the third time and he said, “It’s a callous. Just file it
off every now and then.” I gave up, vowed to find the file and said, “Okay,
I’ll do it. How much do I owe you?” He said, “Mai pen rai, nothing. Just
file it off.” I said, “But can’t I give you something?” He said, beaming his
big smile, “No! What did I do? Just file it off!”
Now I just file it off regularly and the pain is gone. The Thai
advice/treatment cost me a total of 300 baht = $8.00. In America, that would
have cost $130 for the first two doctors and $150 for the specialist, but I
probably would have ended up in surgery for $15,000 plus $100 for pills and
$39.95 for special socks to wear after the operation. Even if Dr. USA would
have suggested the filing technique, he would have prescribed a special $150
foot file, covered by health insurance that I no longer have. I’m not
exaggerating any of these costs. And I probably would have had to see
another specialist to buy the file.
This story is funny to Americans. It’s funny to me, too, but seriously, it’s
just another great reason to live in Thailand, give or take a million.
Your Health & Happiness :Additional 300 malaria
clinics to open
3,849 foreigners infected in 3 months
The Public Health Ministry will spend about Bt200 million to establish 300
additional malaria clinics in 30 border provinces this year as the number of
the disease patients is still on the rise, Minister Mongkol Na Songkhla
Dr. Mongkol said a total of 8,567 malaria patients, 4,718 Thais and 3,849
foreigners, were treated during the first three months this year. Most of
the patients were found in Tak province bordering Myanmar, followed by the
southern provinces of Yala and Songkhla.
Health officials have been unable to give proper medical attention to
patients in the four southern provinces, including Pattani and Narathiwat,
because of the almost daily violence in the area, he said.
Most of the clinics will be established in border provinces, particularly
along the Thailand-Myanmar border. Currently, there are more than 500 such
clinics providing medical services, said Dr. Mongkol.
The centers to be set up will offer a free, round-the-clock service, he