The Doctor's Consultation: by Dr. Iain Corness
Can EPS help you live longer?
Back in the good old days when
oils came out of the ground, and not manufactured in a research lab, there
was a type of lubricant called “EP”. That acronym stood for “extra pressure”
but has nothing to do with the medical EPS acronym, which stands for
ElectroPhysiolgic Study. Of course, one of the great problems with acronyms,
is that the letters can stand for all sorts of other things, such as in this
case “Earnings Per Share” (currently a doubtful entity with Wall Street
tottering) or even more esoteric, “Elizabeth’s Percentage System, a
mathematical formula developed by Elizabeth Zimmermann to determine how many
stitches to cast on for a sweater.” (But who knits sweaters these days?)
Medical EPS is a relatively new diagnostic procedure in which we can see
just how well the electrical side of your heart is working. Just the same
way as your engine needs a correctly timed electrical spark to each
cylinder, your heart chambers need a correctly timed electrical impulse to
make them contract at the right time (the rhythm or heart beat).
When the electrics start malfunctioning, the heart will also malfunction.
Disturbances of normal heart rhythm may only cause annoying symptoms
(palpitations, lightheadedness, dizziness) that pose no serious threat to
life. Other rhythm disturbances, however, can be associated with dangerous
risks (loss of consciousness, seizures, stroke or cardiac arrest). These
varying symptoms can occur when the heartbeat is seriously slowed,
dangerously rapid, or just highly irregular. Heart rhythm disorders can be
part of almost any type of heart disease, and can be provoked by various
medications or electrolyte abnormalities, but can also occur in the absence
of readily identifiable underlying heart problems. These disorders are
Some arrhythmias can occur without symptoms and may only be picked up during
an EKG (electrocardiogram), but the simple EKG will not pinpoint the
electrical breakdown, only indicate that there is a malfunction somewhere.
An ElectroPhysiologic Study (EPS) is one of a number of tests of the
electrical conduction system of the heart performed by a cardiac
electrophysiologist, a specialist in the electrical conduction system of the
The EPS should pinpoint the location of a known arrhythmia and determine the
best therapy, determine the severity of the arrhythmia and whether you are
at risk for future life threatening heart events, especially sudden cardiac
death, and can also check the efficacy of medications being used to regulate
heart rhythm, and evaluate the need for a permanent pacemaker or an
implantable cardioverter-defibrillator (ICD).
The way the EPS is done is where modern medical technology is used. Just as
when an electrician tests the conductivity of a wire with a testing light,
to test the heart’s electrical system, several thin, flexible, electrical
catheters (fancy wires each about the thickness of a strand of spaghetti)
must be inserted into various parts of the heart, to test the electrical
To provide maximal sterility of the catheters being inserted, the
introduction sites are thoroughly cleansed. Most catheters are inserted via
needle punctures through the anesthetized skin, making cutting and stitching
unnecessary. Once the catheters are carefully positioned inside the heart,
the electrophysiologist mans computer equipment, making recordings of the
heart’s intrinsic electrical properties. Occasionally, electrical stimuli
are administered to the heart by the conductive catheters, to check its
The catheters enter the heart via the right atrium, which is the low
pressure side of the heart. The advantage of this is that the right atrium
is where the electrical generator (the SA node) is located. The right atrium
is also the location of most of the common re-entrant pathways associated
with atrial flutter. If a catheter is placed with the distal tip in the
right ventricle, it may be possible to measure conduction through the
central electrical tissue bundle, which is useful to determine the level of
heart block (where the atria and the ventricles beat independently). If the
catheter is placed in the coronary sinus, it is also possible to measure
electrical activity in both the left atrium and the left ventricle without
entering the high pressure arterial system associated with the left side of
EPS can save your life.
Heart to Heart
No hard fealings (sic), I mean feelings. My wife tells me that in
Thailand there are what she calls “bad people”. You’re not “bad people”,
are you? Anyway, I’ve recently had my motorcycle (Honda Phantom) engine
rebuilt. At my behest the mechanic did some performance work; 30 over,
high compression piston, head ported and relieved and, hotter plug, etc.
Sure, I may be “A kindly old uncle”, however, not quite ready for a
walker. Now, here’s the problem; after these modifications, my engine
runs very rough on 91 octane. I need 95 octane but 95 octane has been
phased out. Khun Hillary, what am I to do? Well, this IS an advice
column isn’t it? “Singed” but not burnt,
Dear Uncle Bill,
What a lovely man you are? Entrusting the care of your Honda Phantom to
Aunt Hillary. However, as you say, this is an advice column, so here
goes: Since your mechanic knew what to do with porting your head (did he
begin at your ears or your mouth?) as well as relieving you (sounds very
naughty, Uncle Bill), he then is surely the one to tell you what to do
with your 95 octane problem. Agreed? So ask the nice man, my Petal, not
Auntie Hillary. In the mean time, try siphoning some 130 octane avgas
from a plane near you. That always worked in my boyfriend’s Beezer
After a few misfires at finding a good woman, I started reading your
column and found that I wasn’t the only one with problems. So I could
see where we were all going up the wrong road. I slowed down and took a
turn the other way and very soon met a beautiful woman who was
interested in me and not my bank account. She has never asked me for a
penny for anything, while all the ones before always had their hand out
for something or other, new phones, gold, motorcycles, house for Mama
Papa and all the other reasons that these women seem to find. I could
appreciate her for what she was - a good woman. I consider myself to be
very lucky to be with someone like that. For my so-called friends it has
been a bit of a shock, as she used to work in a cabaret, but I don’t
believe it is important what anyone used to be before. Sorry no
champers, for guessing. Yes, she is a katoey, but is still the best
woman I’ve ever been with.
Yours is an intriguing story, and I agree with you that what someone was
before really does not matter. It is the ‘now’ that is important, and if
you and your “best woman” are happy in the ‘now’, that is all that
matters. Ignore those people who would make judgments, it is your life,
not theirs. Graham, I also want you to read the letter below, it came in
a couple of years ago, but is very pertinent to your life.
I have been a loyal supporter of your particular column. I find your
column very rewarding in that it is sort of like group therapy for us
Thailand stricken folks. I find you very caring, loving, but mostly
supportive of one and all who write in with their trials and
tribulations that are sincere and straightforward. There are certainly
so many varied experiences that us farangs encounter when first arriving
at the gates to heaven on earth. I do not want to get into any long
stories about my particular adventures in the wonderful land of smiles,
but suffice to say, they have all been earth shattering, and downright
addictive in nature. After many years of learning from my mistakes, I
now find myself engaged in a loving, caring, and real marriage to a bar
girl. In my eyes, and that’s the key; if we truly fall in love with
another human being, then we should be willing to ignore all the flack,
and give all our hearts and souls into that relationship, and embrace
that individual’s culture and customs and adapt! Simple as that! I think
the key is learn from our mistakes! And make the necessary adjustments
if that is really what you want. MONEY! Money is for here and now, so
let’s enjoy all our adventures, good and bad, and try to make this
planet a better place for everyone, not just the chosen few. Thanks very
much for all your hard and entertaining work Ms. Hillary.
Thank you for all the nice words. It is always nice to think that
someone appreciates what goes into the column. You are also very caring
and loving, and have obviously developed a broader viewpoint of life,
and as you say, “lets enjoy all our adventures, good and bad, and try to
make this planet a better place for everyone, not just the chosen few.”
I also like your philosophy on love, especially putting hearts and souls
into the relationship. Sure, you may get burned on the way through, but
it is never the end of the world. If you made money once, you can make
it again. If you loved once, you can love again. And you are right, my
Petal. Learn from your mistakes - in everything in life. Again thank
you. You made my world a better place today as well.
by Harry Flashman
you believe me when I say that you can get a very valuable piece
of photographic equipment at the local Indian tailors? Probably
not, but you really can buy something there which is of
inestimable value for special effects in photography.
Indian tailors fit into low budget special effects photography,
and when I say “low budget”, that is exactly what I mean. In my
personal library I have books that claim to do just this and
then go on for one chapter about the “low budget” equipment
required - like an enlarger, registration table with
registration pins, copy stand and photo floods and studio
strobes. Hardly what I would call low budget!
However, it is possible to produce many special effects photos
without having to purchase expensive equipment, work with slides
only or have studio strobes. The first item you need is a roll
of black velvet.
Black velvet is a very important part of photography, and in my
studio, I used to keep several meters of the stuff. Why? Because
it is one of the easiest ways to introduce some very different
effects into your photographs.
The secrets behind the use of this material include the facts
that it is non-reflective, it does not affect exposure values
when taking the shot and shadows do not register on it. Mind
you, fluff, dust, cigarette ash and dirt does, so you have to
keep it scrupulously clean!
Because it does not affect the final image, this makes black
velvet the ideal material to use as a background when you wish
to combine images, or do other special effects using Photoshop
or whatever is your favorite graphics package.
Here are just a few ideas you can do with black velvet. Simple
double exposure in the camera becomes very easy with this
material in the background. Set your camera in the double
exposure mode (or if you have not got one, select “B” for time
exposure). Position the subject to one side of the picture and
pop the flash to take the shot. Now reposition the subject on
the other side of the picture and shoot again. You will have two
perfect shots on a perfectly black background. (For those using
the “B” setting you have to have the room dark and the camera on
a tripod. Cover the lens between taking the shots to stop
extraneous light coming into the camera too, but it is possible
to get excellent double exposures in this way.)
Another use for black velvet is in making pictures of light
trails. These can be very spectacular special effects pictures
and are very easy to make. Stick the black velvet on the ceiling
and suspend a torch from the centre. With the camera facing
upwards, twirl the torch and record its movement for ten seconds
or so. You have just made a totally original print!
Photo montage is another simple effect you can produce, using
the black velvet as the background. Here you let your creative
self run riot. You can produce any picture you want, whether it
be yourself standing on top of the Statue of Liberty or three
elephants standing on a beach ball - you are in total control!
With this type of special effect you have to cut out the
elements you want from other pictures, be they prints or
magazine photos or whatever. Cut carefully and then run a black
felt-tip pen around the edges (See why? It will sit on black
velvet!) and you are ready to combine all your subjects.
Put your composition (photo montage) together and positioning
your camera above the montage, look carefully through the
viewfinder. This is how the shot will look, remember. Reposition
any items at this stage. Next important item is to keep the
camera back (film plane) parallel with your background as this
will keep all the elements in focus. Now shoot!
If you find the direct flash gives you a reflection problem, you
can use household “floodlights”, one each side at 45 degrees to
the surface. You will get a “warm” color cast, but since you are
producing “surreal” photographs, it does not really matter. Have
fun this weekend, after you’ve been to the tailors!
Money Matters: Paul Gambles
MBMG International Ltd.
Alas, poor Lehman, I knew him well... part 2
At a recent closed-door fundraiser in Texas, where he thought
it was safe to tell the truth, President Bush summed up the financial crisis:
“There’s no question about it, Wall Street got drunk, that’s one of the reasons
I asked you to turn off the TV cameras. It got drunk and now it’s got a
It’s been drinking too much for years - this became worse when macro strategy
(under Greenspan and Bernanke) made all the booze more readily available - Paul
Volcker is getting an extremely positive retrospective re-appraisal because of
the actions of his successors - what was the phrase about taking away the punch
James Quinn wrote last week that, “George Bush will depart for his Texas ranch
on January 20, 2009 knowing that his ‘no financial regulation’ agenda has
resulted in the greatest financial catastrophe in the United States since the
Great Depression. Luckily, he should be able to muddle through on his $10
million net worth and the millions he will rake in writing his memoirs and
making inspiring speeches.”
I cannot argue with that but I would say that, so far, this is the worse
financial catastrophe since the Great Depression but it may not be finished yet
and every US president since and including JFK is culpable.
Clinton repealed Glass-Steagall, Nixon removed the gold standard, Bush presided
over the current fiasco - none of these presidents have had the conviction to
challenge the way that society has moved and FNM/FHMC are reflections of that.
Quinn points out that, “The economic situation has gotten worse. There are 4.7
million homes for sale representing an 11.2 month supply, the highest in
history. Home prices have fallen 16% in the last year according to the Case
Shiller Index. Prices are expected to fall through 2011 according to John Burns,
a real estate analyst who has been correct for the last five years. Foreclosures
totalled 1.2 million in the first six months of 2008, a 100% increase over the
prior year, and are accelerating at the fastest pace in three decades. Option
ARM mortgage and Alt A mortgage delinquencies will be accelerating in 2009 based
upon their date of issuance. This will lead to more foreclosures and much lower
prices. Unemployment is accelerating and will not peak until 2009, probably
north of 7%. People without jobs can’t make mortgage payments or buy HDTVs at
Best Buy. We have entered a recession that is being driven by consumers with
vast amounts of debt. This recession will be deep and long. The greatest debt
bubble in history does not pop without making a huge mess. Credit is getting to
be scarce. Forced consumer spending reductions will bankrupt overleveraged
retailers, mall developers, and commercial developers.”
That is pretty close to and certainly not more pessimistic than our take - the
question is whether the financial system will remain intact. Despite the panics,
the system has, with support, stood up so far - we were terrified that we would
have seen Armageddon by this stage. We were wrong. However, just because it has
not happened yet is not the same as saying it won’t happen - for us the future
of Citicorp is the key event here.
The average American created events of last weekend. Unwittingly. People have
bought unsustainable dreams from slick politicians peddling snake oil ever since
the 1960s started - JFK and the US nation, in the era of hope and technology,
were made for each other. Corners were cut, people started to act for the moment
and eventually, as my mum always used to say “if you have your fun, you’ll have
to pay one day” - that day is now.
I do not blame Jimmy Cayne or Stan O’Neill any more than LBJ or JFK or Dubya. I
think that it is too cruel to say that people get the leaders that they deserve
- the people (whether American, British, Irish, Thai, etc.) have been duped and
their morals have gone out of the window - they were happy to be duped at the
time but now they are realizing the cost; if only they had known what was going
to happen then they would not have gone along with this... but they didn’t
know... and they didn’t ask and they didn’t even know what they should ask...
that’s not meant to be a cruel or a moral judgement, just an observation - my
job is to observe and to try to see how this affects the client money that I am
A client asked yesterday, “What would MBMG have done in 1929?” It’s hard to
answer that - but we would have been totally spooked by the valuations, the
macro conditions and the volatility and I think that we would have avoided
equity exposure, at least high Beta exposure to equities. What are we doing
today? I can answer that; we are making money by focusing on not losing it:
1) Diversify - there are multiple asset classes. Use them; cash is an asset
class, now is a good time to be overweight cash (and commodities and pure
arbitrage and hedge funds).
2) Make the most of each asset class - if you’re going to have high allocations
to cash, get the best returns on cash.
3) Genuinely diversify - no point splitting between just two asset classes that
currently have high correlations (e.g. equities and property).
4) Avoid Beta - now is a time for lowering risk. When there is so much
uncertainty the best that you can generally do is try to insulate yourself.
5) Liquidity - even with the best laid plans. Only take positions from where you
can see the exits and only ones which do not have high exit penalties.
The MBMG philosophy right now is that when the really big crap hits the really
big fan it all correlates to one - in times of extreme distress everything
suffers - Asian may be in better fundamental shape than the west BUT we have
been avoiding equities here since last year because when the US sneezes etc. -
Asian markets lost 4% yesterday because of FNM and FHMC; Asia’s time will come
again sooner than the west’s but the sidelines is a good place to be right now.
Diversification, risk management, squeeze the pips and stay liquid. Despite all
of the above, this is an opportunity for portfolios and so far nothing has
played out that good fund managers such as Scott Campbell were not expecting.
Thanks to the boys at Midas Capital, MBMG portfolios have no exposure to banking
stocks or finance companies and from the results of daily traded assets such as
gold and currencies, the last couple of weeks have been extremely profitable for
our managed currency client portfolios.
The above data and research was compiled from
sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd
nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in
the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as
a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading
the above article. For more information please contact Paul Gambles on
Life in Chiang Mai:
by Mark Whitman
Bon Voyage Bennett – or Sayonara
A piano recital, a jazz concert and a superb buffet at D2
On Sunday afternoon a small group of people – some
students who had seen the notice at Payap and a few friends of the pianist
Bennett Lerner went along to a ‘pre-tour run through’ in a small room at the
Mc Cormack campus. All very informal: a not too brilliant piano, rendered
magical by a very brilliant pianist in a cleverly programmed recital of
early 20th century music. By now Bennett should be in the midst of a busy
tour of Japan, hopefully delighting audiences as he did last week.
What made the event so special was the freshness of so much of the
programme. It opened with a bravura piece by a lesser known Russian,
Alexander Tcherepnin, composed on the momentous year 1918, when he was just
19. The not unexpected conclusion (except for a vivid Charles Ives encore)
was by Debussy and there were two superb works by Faureť. But it was the
youthful exuberance of the other works that proved so captivating. Four by
Copland, composed when he was between 19 and 26, two ‘tangos’ by his
contemporary Virgil Thomson, written in his late twenties and six related
works by the writer and composer Paul Bowles, also at the age of 27.
Lerner obviously relished the programme, which comprised works by two of his
favourite composers and others by those who were his friends. With the
missionary zeal of all good teachers he no doubt enjoyed giving the lie to
the nonsensical notion that 20th century music is invariably discordant or
inaccessible. A fallacy founded more on ignorance (not in itself
blameworthy) than experience and too often worn as a badge of misplaced
pride (very blameworthy). It would be great for Chiang Mai’s concert goers
could be given a repeat version of the programme in the coming weeks or
His brief introductions and nuggets of gossip about the composers he knew
were amusing and informative and reminded me of the two disc set which he
made a few years ago and which I play often. Called simply ‘Music by my
Friends’ it is a fizzing collection of some 30 pieces, including nine first
recordings, by composers (mainly if not all American) including Copland,
Chester Bascardi, Christopher Berg and Donald Richie, who is better known as
a writer and artist but whose evocative works are a highlight of the discs.
The 2004 recordings are still available and can usually be found at the
Payap concerts – the next scheduled for late January. In the meantime we can
look forward to hearing him perform Gershwin’s Rhapsody in Blue this
December at the Kad Theatre
Gershwin was a sadly short lived contemporary of two other fine
representatives of the great American song book, Ellington and Porter who
were featured at a concert later the same day (see elsewhere for a review).
It reminded me that a large percentage of the best American (and British)
composers of the 20th century were gay. Porter, of course, and the greatest
lyricist of them all, Lorenz Hart. Also, in the highbrow bracket, Copland,
Thomson, Samuel Barber and Leonard Bernstein and from across the pond
Benjamin Britten and Michael Tippett, among many others. They also are
united in living a long time, as do many of the great conductors. Let’s hope
that a love of music also has beneficial effects, along with its practice.
Quite a few actors enjoy long and active lives too and I think much of that
has to do with being able to go on working after normal ‘retirement’ age –
like writers and artists.
Sad to see that Paul Newman died just a few days ago – but he managed to
pack a great deal into his 83 years and his legacy as a philanthropist as
well as fine actor will last for decades. I had the pleasure of meeting (and
drinking!) with him a few times and he had the unpretentiousness that comes
only with true talent and an unactorly concern with those around him.
In his introduction to the pieces by Paul Bowles, Bennett mentioned the
contrast between his effervescent compositions and his cool and often cruel
novels. It reminded me that Bowles was also a great short story writer – one
to rank alongside Hemingway and Fitzgerald. Bowles excelled at the
concentrated form and one story is barely four pages long and opens up a
complete world to the reader.
Some writers make short stories their speciality but, like poets, have a
hard time making financial ends meet. Others make it a sideline, although in
the case of Annie Proulx, who has a new collection of stories out this
month, they take over and I believe her best work is in the short form. The
same goes for the English writer Elizabeth Taylor, whose Devastating Boys
collection is a sustained masterwork. Look out for them in Chiang Mai’s
wonderful selection of second hand bookshops.
By the way, is it my imagination or are women more comfortable with short
stories and novellas (think of Carson McCullers and Tillie Olsen, let alone
Edith Wharton)? Perhaps they are less concerned with what is a more fragile
art form, whereas men are attracted to a bigger canvas. People often say
that short stories are ‘less satisfying,’ as though every composition has to
be a lumbering symphony, every painting a Nightwatch or every movie an epic.
Nonsense, of course. In fact about as silly as suggesting that 20th century
art (music especially) is somehow more daunting and less interesting than
that from previous centuries.
Just a word of comment to end with on the ongoing series of buffets being
arranged at Moxies at D2, which now seem to be a feature of the last Friday
and Saturday of the month. I’ve commented before on the restaurant in
general and their Japanese and recent Italian events. The Mexican one was
equally good and they are promising ‘other countries’ in the coming months.
The ambience, the lively and attentive staff and the quality of the food and
its presentation are a model unequalled by anywhere in Chiang Mai. The
evening before going there I went to another such event at a hotel which
shall remain nameless. What a dismal contrast. Whereas D2 makes superb use
of its space and is welcoming and real value for its not inconsiderable
price, the other venue was uncomfortably cold, offered tasteless farmed fish
and sea food and indifferent service. I happened to meet a very experienced
and senior member of the catering trade at the same event. He put it most
succinctly saying, ‘I think the chef forgot where he put the salt and
Let's Go To The Movies:
Now playing in Chiang Mai
Star Wars: The Clone Wars: US Animation/Sci-Fi – A new adventure
in the “Star Wars” series, here done with animation. The movie has gotten
generally negative reviews, most saying that the mechanical animation and a
less-than stellar script make The Clone Wars a pale shadow of George
Lucas’ once great franchise, and a cheap excuse for a big-screen spectacle.
It’s more like a long Saturday morning cartoon, and a trailer for the
upcoming new Star Wars series on the Cartoon Network. Parents may be
perturbed by the film’s relentless violence.
Disaster Movie: US Comedy – Returning to their seemingly bottomless well
of flatulence humor, racial stereotypes, and stale pop culture gags,
Friedberg and Seltzer have produced what is arguably their worst “Movie”
yet. Seldom has a film been more appropriately titled.
Reviews: Extreme dislike or disgust.
Luang Pee Teng II / The Holy Man II: Thai Comedy – Bad boy becomes monk,
meets misadventures, makes merit. The first Luang Pee Teng was the
top Thai film at the box office in 2005, earning 141 million baht, even
beating out Tony Jaa in Tom Yum Goong. This second of the series has
a new star, Thai rapper, hip-hopper, and ex-skateboarder Joey Boy, one of
the Thai stars in the ill-advised and poorly-received rock version of the
Ramakien that played Lincoln Center in New York in the summer of 2006. The
cast is filled out by the usual contingent of Thai TV comedians.
Eagle Eye: US Action/ Mystery/ Thriller – Shia LaBeouf and Michelle
Monaghan play two strangers thrown together by mysterious phone calls from a
woman they have never met. Threatening their lives and their families, the
phone calls push the two into a series of increasingly dangerous situations
using the technology of everyday life to track and control their every move.
As the situation escalates, these two ordinary people become the country’s
most wanted fugitives, who must now work together to discover what is really
happening. Fighting for their lives, they become pawns of a faceless enemy
who seems to have limitless power to manipulate everything they do.
The script has the feel of something once substantive, but which was poked,
prodded, cut, and crimped until all semblance of intelligence was wrung out
of it. Apparently, it means to say something about anti-terrorism
surveillance and civil liberties, but most reviewers who try to say what
it’s about, say it’s about as dumb as can be.
Vista has a Thai-dubbed version as well. Mixed or average reviews.
You Don’t Mess with the Zohan: US Action/Comedy – Starring Adam Sandler.
Zohan is an Israeli commando who fakes his own death in order to pursue his
dream: becoming a hairstylist in New York. It’s an Adam Sandler comedy, and
if you like his kind of low crass comedy, you should like this one. Here he
plays the Israeli/Palestinian conflict for laughs. I laughed. A lot. And
cringed. A lot. Mixed or average reviews.Baan Phee (Phop/Pob) 2008:
Thai Horror/ Comedy – At least the 11th installment of this popular ghost/
horror/ comedy series. In Thai with no English subtitles.
Mamma Mia!: US/UK/Germany Musical/ Romance – Starring Meryl Streep.
Immense quantities of popular ABBA music that I find horrifyingly
infectious. It’s an extraordinarily vivacious and energetic musical that is
bound and determined to make you sing and dance and feel good about
marriage. Mixed or average reviews. At Vista only.
Scheduled for Oct 9
E-Tim Tai Nae: Thai Action/Comedy – About a boxer performing in a
show in Pattaya who falls in love with a Japanese tourist. Looks dreadful,
unless you like comedy based on the smashing of testicles.
Body of Lies: US Drama – With Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe, about
a CIA operative who attempts to infiltrate the network of a major terrorist
leader operating out of Jordan. Based on a 2007 novel by Washington Post
columnist David Ignatius.
Scheduled for Oct 23
Beverly Hills Chihuahua: US Comedy – In this Disney comedy, a
pampered Beverly Hills Chihuahua (voice of Drew Barrymore) finds herself
accidentally lost in the mean streets of Mexico without a day spa or
boutique anywhere in sight. This one actually looks quite delightful, to
gauge by the previews.
Tropic Thunder: US Comedy/War – I have seen this, and I heartily
recommend the film, but only for those not easily shocked. You might just
have the best laughs you’ve had in years. Robert Downey, Jr. gives another
amazing performance, this time playing a black. It’s an action comedy about
a group of self-absorbed actors who set out to make the biggest war film
ever. After ballooning costs (and the out of control egos of the pampered
cast) threaten to shut down the movie, the frustrated director refuses to
stop shooting, leading his cast deep into the jungles of Southeast Asia
where they inadvertently encounter real bad guys. Directed by Ben Stiller.
Generally favorable reviews.
HOW DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW?:
The Elephant Apple –
but where are the elephants?
At the turn of the 19th century, there were at least 100,000
domesticated elephants in Thailand. By 1950, due to the decline
in the logging industry, this number had reduced to around
13,000. The elephants’ natural habitat, the forests, were
severely decimated by then, leaving even fewer of the giant
pachyderms in the wild. The situation now is even worse, with as
few as 5,000 domesticated elephants, and even fewer in the wild,
a similar fate to that which befell the working Shire horse in
A fruit from the forest streams, beloved by elephants but not
particularly liked by humans, is the Elephant Apple, Dillenia
indica. Even if we don’t like the taste or have no elephants
to feed it to – never mind, as the tree itself is highly
ornamental, showing glossy, deeply ribbed ovate and toothed
leaves and round green buds which hang like Christmas
decorations and open with hanging white petals in a spectacular
radiating style. This is one of the loveliest flowers to gaze up
at whilst savouring its delicate scent. The resulting green
fruits are highly ornamental and long-lasting, ideal for the
“green garden,” and are designed to disperse by floating down
forest streams and rivers. The taste of the fruit resembles that
of unripe apples, and can be used in curries, or, with added
sugar as a drink or jelly. The pulp can be used to wash hair and
is reputed to prevent hair loss! The bark of the tree has
medicinal uses, particularly for mouth infections and thrush.
The clue to planting and growing is given by the tree’s method
of dispersal; this tree should not be planted in dry or exposed
areas. It is pretty as a small tree in a large planter, but if
planted out, can grow to 15-17 metres in height, with a similar
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When trimming a pot-grown tree to size, try to
also trim the roots, adding some fresh compost. This will
prevent the formation of a tap-root, and encourage fibrous
Bridge in Paradise :
by Neil Robinson
Here is another hand to plan the play on. But this is a bit different – if
you find the solution, please let me know! I played this hand at the regular
Sunday duplicate game at John Bucher’s place. The hands and bidding are
shown below. I was sitting South. You may think that I overbid the hand, and
I would have to agree with you. After all, hand and dummy combined have only
19 high card points, fewer than half. Whatever, I ended up as declarer in
South dealer, no one vulnerable
S: K72 S: Q5
H: AKQ64 H: J932
D: K D: J98
C: Q1097 C: 6543
This was the bidding:
South West North
As it happens, I made the
contract, but only by way of a defence error (a very understandable error –
defence is by far the most difficult part of bridge, because you cannot see
your partner’s hand – but still an error). Two rounds of high hearts were
led and I ruffed the second round in hand. I could see three certain losers
– one trump (if I were lucky), one heart and one diamond. My first thought
was to try and limit trump losers. I played the two top clubs, throwing the
last heart from board. This was to discourage a heart lead which would
further reduce my trump holding. Then, I ruffed a club on board to get there
for the spade finesse. The eight of spades was led from board and ducked
round to the king. West now had a choice of unattractive leads. He
eventually settled for leading back a trump. I took East’s queen in hand
with the ace.
But, I could not yet take
out the final defence trump, because that would also take out my last trumps
and leave me wide open in hearts. So, I led the ace of diamonds, which
dropped the king, but still left me with a diamond loser, East’s jack. I
then led a low diamond from hand. West, holding a low trump, trumped this
lead. He “trumped air,” since my diamond loser had gone away, for dummy’s
queen will now drop the jack. This was an error – but many defenders might
have been unable to resist the temptation to take a trick with an apparently
worthless trump. Now, I was safe. The last defence trump had gone and I
could win any return and still retain trump control and cash my good
diamonds. All I lost was a heart, the king of spades, and a diamond ruff.
Contract made, but not very satisfyingly, because it relied on a defence
error. I have a strong feeling that there is a way to make this contract
with a legitimate play and best defence, but I cannot see how to do it. If
you can, let me know at: [email protected]