The Doctor's Consultation: by Dr. Iain Corness
Try to avoid being an orphan
Try to avoid being an orphan.
Apart from the fact of not growing up with a Mum and Dad, a good knowledge
of your parents’ health profile is important from your future health’s point
of view. We are discovering every day that heredity plays a very important
part of your health profile.
We all have much to thank our parents for. Just letting us grow up for
starters. If my young son continues much longer with the three year old
tantrums, he’s going to be lucky to reach his fourth birthday.
However, heredity is one of the ‘clues’ to your health in the future, and
what you can do to enjoy a long, lively and healthy one. This is where
‘thanks Mum and Dad’ comes in. One problem of being an orphan is that it
leaves the person with no idea as to what ailments are going to befall them.
Dad might have legged it or ‘fled the scene’, but did he live to tell the
tale when he was 60?
With the increasing research into genetics, we are able to map out our
likely futures and can predict such ailments as diabetes, epilepsy and other
neurological problems like Huntington’s Chorea and Alzheimer’s Disease, some
cancers such as breast, ovarian, lower bowel, prostate, skin and testicular,
heart attacks, blood pressure problems, certain blood diseases like Sickle
Cell anemia and so the list goes on.
However, you do not need to have multi-million baht examinations done on
your DNA to see where you are headed, all you need to do is to start asking
the older family members about your inheritance. Not the money - your
genetic inheritance in the health stakes.
Have you ever wondered why the questionnaire for life insurance asks whether
any close member of your family has ever suffered from diabetes, epilepsy
and other ailments and then also asks you to write down how old your parents
or brothers and sisters were when they died, and what they died from? All
that they, the insurance companies, are doing is finding out the relative
likelihood (or ‘risk’) of your succumbing early to an easily identifiable
disease. This does not need a postgraduate Masters degree in rocket science.
It needs a cursory application of family history.
If either of your parents had diabetes, your elder brother has diabetes,
your younger brother has diabetes and your cousin has diabetes, what are the
odds on your getting (or already having) diabetes? Again this does not need
Einstein. The answer is pretty damn high! And yet, I see families like this,
where the individual members are totally surprised and amazed when they fall
ill, go to hospital, and diabetes is diagnosed.
It does not really take very much time over a family lunch to begin to
enquire about one’s forebears. After five minutes it will be obvious if
there is some kind of common medical thread running through your family.
That thread may not necessarily be life threatening, but could be something
like arthritis for example.
Look at it this way - your future is being displayed by your family’s past.
This could be considered frightening, when your father, his brother and your
grandfather all died very early from heart attacks. Or, this could be
considered as life saving, if it pushes you towards looking at you own
cardiac health and overcoming an apparently disastrous medical history.
This is an advantage that you get provided you are not an orphan. You know
what to look for before it becomes a problem. Going back to the family with
diabetes, what should the younger members do? Well, if it were me, I would
be having my blood sugar checked at least once a year from the age of 20.
Any time I had reason to visit the doctor in between, I would also ask to
have the level checked. We are talking about a very inexpensive test that
could literally save you millions of baht in the future, as well as giving
you a better quality of life, and a longer one.
Ask around the dinner table today and plan to check your medical future
tomorrow. It’s called a ‘Check-up’!
Heart to Heart
‘Tis the merry month of May when the birds begin to play and Uncle Biffo
is popping over for a visit! Biffo the Bare, as he is known at home, is
a keen naturist and wonders if there is anywhere locally to get his kit
Of course there are places for your uncle to get his kit off. The shower
and the bedroom spring immediately to mind. I would have thought you
could have worked that out for yourself. Before you ask, I am not
volunteering to assist him (or you) in any way.
My girlfriend speaks quite good English, but I can find it difficult to
understand what she is trying to say some days and we end up having an
argument. The other day she seemed worried and when I asked her what was
wrong, she wouldn’t tell me but said, “I want stay by myself” so I
thought she was tired of our relationship and wanted to leave. I asked
her why, as everything seemed to be OK the day before, but she just
started to get mad at me for continuing to ask her what was wrong. The
next day, when she hadn’t left I worked out that what she wanted to say
was she was trying to work out a personal problem, so she wanted to be
“alone” for a while to work it out. If I had known that was what she
wanted I wouldn’t have pressed the point. I try to understand, but it is
a problem. Have you any advice for this communication problem we are
Dear Bewildered Bill,
Be bewildered no further, my Petal. I have the answer for you. In any
relationship, clear and open communication is most important. When the
two people come from different cultures and have different native
languages, then it becomes even more likely that confusion will occur.
Your girlfriend is trying her best to communicate with you in a foreign
language, but I note you do not say whether you can communicate with her
in Thai, her language. If there are times of confusion, you should just
say “Kaw tort, mai kow jai” (sorry, I don’t understand) and ask her to
put it another way. Finally, try not to hang on the literal meaning of
every word - try and get the overall meaning or emotion. And get some
Thai lessons too!
How much salary should you give a girlfriend? My girlfriend did work in
a bar before she met me and comes from Isarn. My mate says about 30,000
baht should be enough, but I am getting grumbles from ‘her indoors’ that
I don’t pay her enough at that sort of money. My argument is that she
doesn’t have to buy household items with that 30,000, it is clear profit
for her. I pay for the housekeeping and the maid. I bought her a
motorcycle and pay for the petrol. What is your suggestion on the right
amount of money to pay a girlfriend?
Would I surprise you if I suggested that the answer to the “right amount
of money to pay a girlfriend” is “Nothing!” You use words like “pay” and
“salary”, but why? Is this a regular job? Advertised in the Classified
section of this newspaper, “Wanted, live in girlfriend. Good living
conditions. Free motorcycle. Salary 30,000 baht to the correct
applicant.” If so, that comes under the heading of a “mia chow” (rented
wife), and could perhaps be looked upon as “employment”. That being the
case, what should the “salary” be? If the woman works in an office she
will get around 10,000-15,000 baht as a university graduate, and will
have to pay for her own room rental and food. So why should a
non-graduate get twice as much, plus live-in perks? I am supposing here
that your ‘her indoors’ probably left school after Mattayom 3. (Feel
free to correct me if your girlfriend is a qualified brain surgeon.) I
suggest that you are much better off living on your own and paying for
company as and when needed, rather than having a resident demanding
Why do the people here totally ignore zebra crossings? There is one
outside of my office and I swear they speed up as they approach it, not
even slowing down at all. Pedestrians take their life in their hands
when crossing the street, and I very often see tourists almost get
skittled because they don’t know the ‘rules of the road’ here. What is
the reason, Hillary and what is the answer?
Dear Zebra Zeke,
Such a nice name is Zeke, and I think you must be an American, one of
the countries where zebra crossings are followed. I can understand your
concerns, at my age I have to take a motorcycle taxi to cross the street
as it takes too much time to try walking across. After many minutes of
in depth research I have found the answer for you. It is part of a
tourism promotion called “Rushin’ roulette” to give the visitors a
little more excitement than just sightseeing and riding on elephants and
such. It has worked very well and brings in much wanted revenue for the
by Harry Flashman
How to buy a digital point and shoot
made the break from film to digital with the Lumix DMC FZ50
bridge super-zoom camera, I thought that as a warning to first
time purchasers I should retell the story of our first foray
into digital compacts, of which there are scores to choose from,
Buying any type of camera in this country is an exercise worse
than buying a new set of spectacles. Anyone who has been dragged
into an optometrist’s by a bevy of immaculately dressed young
ladies, and then pounced upon by a white coated technician who
wants to give you a computerized eye test, while the
aforementioned bevy is weighing up your wallet, will know what I
We ventured into one of the large shopping centers and began the
window shop overview, to be attacked by a bevy of young
hopefuls, obviously on their day off from the eye glasses
department. In no time at all, we were shepherded inside the
shop and the sales pitch began in earnest. Features were thrown
at us like confetti at a western wedding. The mountain of
carefully unwrapped cameras also began to grow like Mt. Everest.
Despite my wife now in a state of total confusion she saved the
day by telling the eager sales people that we were going to walk
around and discuss it.
Unfortunately, the next camera shop was right next door, and
having seen that their neighbor had failed to clinch a sale,
pounced with an even greater intensity. Once again we were shown
a myriad of cameras, all of which seemed to do the same job when
we thought about it! We were starting to become informed
customers, a dangerous breed of animal!
One feature that my wife liked in these point and shoot digital
cameras was the ability to take short video clips. Now being
smarter than we were before we asked if these video clips could
be played back on the family TV set. When we were told yes, we
then asked to see this demonstrated. If you also think this
would be a great feature, then think again. In the more budget
end of the digital point and shooters, the video end result is
poor to mediocre (at best). The images look like the pixilated
photographs on the front page of Thai newspapers, thinly
disguising dead bodies at traffic accident scenes. The more we
investigated, the more it became obvious that digital point and
shoot cameras are really only still image instruments. You are
not going to get ‘movie’ quality and still capabilities at this
level. Like the microwave oven that has a clock, you will never
be able to use it as a wrist watch! It is an oven that can tell
the time, not a clock that cooks food!
And so we went on to another shopping center, to more eager
sales personnel, but by this stage we knew what we wanted. And,
we knew what we wanted to pay! Before you begin the search, make
sure you have the budget figure firmly in your head. The sales
team are there to try and get you to spend as much as possible,
We needed a camera with good optical qualities and a good sized
memory card. An optical zoom makes sense at this level - much
more important than digital zoom, but a most important feature
is the viewing screen, known as an LCD monitor in digital
terminology. Get the biggest you can. There is an enormous
difference between looking at a two inch screen, compared to a
one and a half inch screen, believe me.
Another factor that we considered important was physical size.
Size does matter! But this time we were looking for small
dimensions. Since digital technology allows miniaturization,
this means a woman can pop the camera easily in her handbag, or
a man into his shirt pocket.
So that was how we made our choice of digital point and shoot
compact. Small overall size, large viewing screen (oops, LCD
monitor), easily operated controls and from a known quality
(Footnote: we bought a Canon Ixus.)
Money Matters: Paul Gambles MBMG International Ltd.
Learning from Japan, part 1
Over a year a go, even though
everyone knew that the majority of Western economies were up to their necks in
debt, nobody thought they would be in a similar situation to Japan. Also, no-one
believed we could possibly have anything to learn from what Japan has done over
the last ten to fifteen years. Now, the shoe is on the other foot and we have to
ask if they will do as well as Japan in coping with the economic pooh they now
find themselves in. One critic has described this as balance-sheet deflation.
Without doubt, one of the best analysts of what happened to Japan is Richard Koo
of Nomura Research Institute. He is also a big believer in the fact that balance
sheets actually do matter. Those that have borrowed too much could well be
threatened with bankruptcy and have problems with reducing their debts. A
dramatic fall in asset prices which have been bought via debt will have a much
bigger impact on an economy than the same fall if those assets have been
purchased through little or no debt.
As a quick reminder with what happened to Japan in the Nineties, it must be
remembered that many of the problems with regards to private borrowing and
spending was not down to the banks but due to the borrowers. What this did was
create a position in which, as JM Keynes said when referring to America, low
interest rates were “pushing on a string”. Japan’s rates were ridiculously low
for years. This meant that those who were in debt could pay down their loans.
So, what can the West actually learn from this? Amazingly, the answer is ‘lots’.
Before going into how to do this, let us get rid of a few misconceptions:
- Any comparisons with what is happening now and the US recession of the early
1980s are ill-informed
- During this time, US private debt was 123% of Gross Domestic Product (GDP). By
the middle of last year it was at 290%
- In 1981, household debt was 48% of GDP, over a year ago it was at 100%
- Twenty nine years ago, intervention by the Federal Reserve was around 20%. Now
it is practically zero
- Nearly three decades ago, when interest rates fell the amount of borrowing
increased dramatically. The chances of that happening now are about as likely as
Scotland winning the Rugby World Cup in 2011
What this means is that there is a massive difference between a recession which
has been caused by the central bank wanting to defeat inflation and one created
by massive debt and falling net worth. With regards to the former, the central
bank actually helped cause the recession, with the latter it has tried to stop
it. Recessions related to credit problems have always been more protracted and
more severe and thus are more likely to lead to a depression.
Also, anyone who is of the belief that Japan’s fiscal expansion was a waste of
time and effort is wrong. When private business and individuals try to pay back
debt over a certain period of time, a country usually has three choices. These
1. Allow the government to do the borrowing
2. Allow an increase in net exports
3. Allow the economy to collapse amid mass bankruptcy
Even though Japan suffered a loss of three times GDP and a contraction of 20% of
GDP in the financial balance of the corporate sector, from losses into surplus,
Japan never had to go through a depression. This is amazing given what they had
to play with. The reason it happened were the large fiscal deficits. Just think,
in 1997, the government tried to bring down these deficits and the economy
nearly went into freefall and what they tried to reduce actually ended up
It is vital that if there are losses then they need to be acknowledged.
Recapitalising the financial system is also important. The Japanese had to cope
with weak banks for over ten years. This was because there was a public enmity
to bankers which meant it was very hard for the government to put money into the
economy via these financial institutions.
These banks also refused to allow any companies in trouble to be nationalised.
This caused many political problems. The matter was forced in 1997 when the
reality of the situation had to be confronted. This was also the situation in
America six months ago but the chance to recapitalise and restructure were
missed by the then incumbent administration.
To be continued…
The above data and research was compiled from
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nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in
the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as
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Let's Go To The Movies:
by Mark Gernpy
Now playing in Chiang
Slumdog Millionaire: US/UK, Crime/ Drama/ Romance – You really
owe it to yourself to see this movie in a regular cinema, with a nice big
screen and a good and powerful sound system – like Vista. It’s the only
place to fully appreciate the fantastic images, sounds, and music of this
spectacular film. And seeing it another time will allow you to appreciate
more fully the photography, the scripting, and the score. To be sure, some
horrible things happen to the characters in the film, but most people think
that’s made up for by the various skills of those who fashioned this
It’s a breathless, exciting, heartbreaking, exhilarating story about a
Mumbai orphan who rises from rags to riches on the strength of his lively
intelligence. This gem of a film won Oscars for best: picture, director,
adapted screenplay, original score, film editing, original song, sound
mixing, and cinematography. Rated R in the US for some violence, disturbing
images, and language. Reviews: Universal acclaim. For sure, a must-see
film! At Vista only, and many thanks to them for bringing it to
Night at the Museum 2: Escape From the Smithsonian: USA/ Canada,
Action/ Comedy – After a wacky night at the Museum of Natural History, the
perpetually hapless Larry (Ben Stiller) must infiltrate the Smithsonian
after shipping two of his resurrected friends to Washington by mistake. As
a result, he finds himself in the middle of a vast conflict between many of
the museum’s most noteworthy historical figures. Robin Williams, Owen
Wilson, and Steve Coogan are back, and this time they’re joined by Amy
Adams, Jonah Hill, and Christopher Guest.
The central thrust of the film will be bringing to life the Smithsonian
Institution, which houses the world’s largest museum complex with more than
136 million items in its collections, ranging from the plane Amelia Earhart
flew on her nonstop solo flight across the Atlantic and Al Capone’s rap
sheet and mug shot to Dorothy’s ruby red slippers and Archie Bunker’s lounge
chair. This is the first major film to be shot inside the Smithsonian in
Washington, and the building may never be the same. Mixed or average
Krasue vs. Pop / Kra Seu Fad Pop: Thai, Horror/ Comedy – A fight between
two of Thailand’s most feared female ghosts, both played by pretty young
actresses. Krasue is a flying vampiric head that trails its entrails
around. Pop is a demonic spirit that likes to eat people’s livers. Shown
in Thai only with no English subtitles.
Angels & Demons: US, Crime/ Drama/ Mystery/ Thriller – It’s a lot of
fun. The team behind the global phenomenon The Da Vinci Code returns
for this tight and taut follow-up, based on the bestselling novel by Dan
Brown. Tom Hanks reprises his role as Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon,
who once again finds that forces with ancient roots are willing to stop at
nothing, even murder, to advance their goals. Ron Howard again directs.
Good news for Catholics: unlike the first one, the Church has not forbidden
you from seeing this one. Mixed or average reviews.
Star Trek (2009): US/ Germany, Sci-Fi/ Adventure/ Action – All new!
And I think it’s a great deal of fun, for fans of the series, and also for
those who are not. This much-anticipated film is a reboot of the series,
going back to the series’ ’60s roots by depicting the formative experiences
of the legendary heroes Kirk and Spock, and their young, new crew. It’s
very well done, and I found it engrossing. Reviews: Universal acclaim.
X-Men Origins: Wolverine: US/ New Zealand/ Australia, Action/ Fantasy/
Sci-Fi/ Thriller – Though most reviews are lukewarm, I think it’s simply
brilliant, and a superb action film for anyone who likes the genre. Stay
for two very short additional scenes during the closing credits, one of
which, in a bar in Japan, is a lead-in to the sequel. Mixed or average
Saranae Howpeng: Thai, Comedy – Movie version of “Saranae Show” – a
popular Thai comedy TV show that has been on the air for 11 years. Stars
many well-known Thai comedians.
for May 28
Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins: US/ Germany/ UK, Action/
Sci-Fi – With Christian Bale, Moon Bloodgood, and Common; directed by McG.
In this highly anticipated – in some quarters – new installment of The
Terminator film franchise, set in post-apocalyptic 2018, Christian Bale
stars as a man fated to lead the human resistance against Skynet and its
army of Terminators. But the future he was raised to believe in is altered
in part by the appearance of a stranger whose last memory is of being on
2022 Tsunami: Thai, Action/ Disaster – Their synopsis goes thus:
“Thailand 2022. …All life is swept away in an enormous tidal wave, the land
is destroyed, and the only way to survive now is to battle nature itself.”
HOW DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW?: Stuart Rodger
The most famous garden in the world (Part 2)
Just like Knowle, where
Victoria Sackville-West was born, Sissinghurst has a long entrance block
with a central gateway through which one passes to enter an enclosed
courtyard in which guests are greeted before being allowed to enter the
castle itself. The entrance to the castle is through an impressive gateway
flanked by two tall towers and situated opposite the first gateway.
two towers of Sissinghurst Castle where Victoria Sackville-West made her
Unlike Knowle, the rest of the original castle and moat had long since
disappeared, replaced by an orchard of apple trees under-planted with
daffodils. Even so, Vita immediately fell in love with the modest courtyard,
as it reminded her of the beloved home of her youth. As soon as she moved
in, she claimed the two red-brick towers for her own - her private study
areas where she wrote her poetry and her famous family diaries. By climbing
to the top of the towers, she could easily survey progress in the
surrounding gardens and in the farmland she owned around the castle.
After her undisturbed, private writing had been finished for the day, she
could cross the courtyard with her two black Labradors and go to her
library/living room to entertain guests or read the classics.
In those days, good people of value were expected to complete their studies
when ‘coming of age’ by travelling to Italy and Greece on a ‘Grand Tour’.
Ladies were always carefully chaperoned by a vigilant aunt or other worthy
relative against the amorous intents of the native population living in
these ‘cradles of civilisation’. Italy, of course, was the birthplace of the
Renaissance period, bringing it out of the dark ages with the flowering of
new scientific thought, and the consequent discoveries. Wealthy merchant
patrons contributed extensively to the extraordinary flowering of great art
at that time.
The influence of her travels explains why Vita first attempted to create a
‘Mediterranean’ garden, full of rocks and broken stone relics, reminding her
of the ancient ruins in Greece and Turkey where she spent her first blissful
married years. Adjacent to this garden, she planted an avenue of white
almond trees which doubtless reminded her of the islands of the
Mediterranean, whose terraces in February are covered in the same blossoms.
However, this first garden, she often admitted, was never a success in cold,
wet Kent! The ‘almond avenue’, no longer in existence, sowed the seed of
inspiration for her most famous achievement, the ‘White Garden’.
view of the ‘White Garden’.
Placed on the south side of one of the only two remaining original 18th
century buildings on the left of the old castle site, one of which Vita used
as her bedroom, the ‘White Garden’, using only white flowers, became, over
the years, her most successful achievement. In one sheltered corner, she
used relics of ancient Greek pillars to create a pergola as a seating and
dining area in the Mediterranean style, shaded with vines. A large pot used
for storing olive oil was placed in the centre; after the almond trees had
been removed, it was covered over and shaded by a metal gazebo supporting a
vigorous white rambling rose.
The rest of the plants were enclosed within an intricate chequerboard
pattern of box hedging and paths, each section containing an enchanting
combination of rare plants. Half of the small garden contains a seat,
flanked with by wonderful herbaceous borders, ending with a statue beloved
by Vita placed underneath a silver-leaved pear tree. This lovely setting is
sheltered from the bitter easterly winter winds, for which the county of
Kent is infamous, by three sides of the red-brick Tudor courtyard wall and a
Vita’s husband, Harold Nicholson, was responsible for the yew hedge, planted
in a formal and masterful design, respecting the original layout of the
castle which was being revealed at that time by excavation of the footings.
Again, the planting of the hedge was inspired by formal Italian gardens seen
on the Grand Tour; like many eminent Englishmen at that time, he copied the
fashionable Italianate style of layout in hedging, paths, steps and
statuary. This style had developed naturally from the steep Italian sloping
terraces, often looking out to sea or to mountains, needing sturdy shelter
from the Sirocco winds and searing heat and involving level terracing and
At Sissinghurst, of course, the land was flat, and the heat of an English
summer is not strong. As a result, unlike Italian gardens in which only a
few sturdy varieties of flowering plants can be grown (with pots of Azaleas
in spring and Agapanthus in summer being used), in an English garden a huge
range of exotic flowers, sheltered by hedges, nurtured by the abundant rain,
and cosseted by mild temperatures, can be planted.
Vita and Harold were both members of the Royal Horticultural Society, paying
a regular monthly visit to the Horticultural Halls in Vincent Square,
Victoria, to inspect the nurseries. They would select and order the rarest
plants, collected by enthusiasts from around the world, including, of
course, the extensive British Empire.
Thus, over many years, Sissinghurst and its gardens eventually became one of
the greatest and most extensive collections of rare and extremely beautiful
plants that money could buy and exquisite taste could distinguish. To be
Tip of the week
Never be afraid to show your admiration when a plant in a friend’s
garden catches your eye … after all, you’ll never be offered a
cutting of you don’t express your interest!
Bridge in Paradise :
by Neil Robinson
This hand was played in a tournament in London recently and was reported by
Andrew Robson. Imagine you are sitting West with this powerful hand:
You hear this bidding:
South West North East
1D 1N 2H P
2S P 2N P
4D P 5D P
What do you bid now? Surely
you double 6D - the opponents must be out of their minds to bid a slam when
you are holding all these high cards, including the ace of trumps, both the
ace and king of clubs and the king in declarer’s second bid suit. At the
table West doubled then led the ace of trumps to have a look at dummy. At
the second trick he switched to the ace of clubs, which declarer, Kumiko
Ishii, ruffed in hand. This was the full deal:
S: K972 S: 84
H: K107 H: 532
D: A7 D: 32
C: AK106 C: J85432
Declarer led a heart and
finessed, playing the jack from board. Then she cashed the ace of hearts,
throwing a spade from hand, and ruffed a heart, bringing down the king. Now
she led a low trump over to the nine on board. The 2-2 split in trumps
allowed her to cash the remaining three hearts on board, discarding all her
losing spades. She then claimed the doubled slam, winning six diamonds,
five hearts and the ace of spades. Who would believe that the West hand,
with all those good cards, could only take the ace of trumps! Of course, if
West had only led a second trump after the ace, removing the critical nine
of diamonds as an entry to board before the hearts had been set up, then
things would have been very different.
Chiang Mai now has an official bridge club - the Bridge Club of Chiang Mai.
We welcome new players. For information on the Club please contact Chris
Hedges at: [email protected] If you have bridge questions, or
to send me your interesting hands, please contact me at:
[email protected] I look forward to meeting you at the bridge table.