Mercedes-Benz 600 Pullman
Last week I asked that in 1971, what was the heaviest private car then in
production? This was an attempt by me to get round the ‘Googlers’ but I think I
failed. The correct answer was the Mercedes-Benz 600 Pullman (six door)
limousine which weighed in at 2660 kg (5865 lbs). These behemoths (and they made
140 of them) were owned by such people as Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, Coco
Chanel, John Lennon, Jack Nicholson, Aristotle Onassis, and Elvis Presley among
others. Heads of state included Idi Amin, Leonid Brezhnev, Fidel Castro, Nicolae
Ceau_escu (and it didn’t do him any good), Ferdinand Marcos (or him), Emperor
Hirohito, Josip Broz-Tito, and Mao Zedong.
So to this week. Wayne Eckersley was a famous F1 engineer and one of the drivers
he fettled won the world championship. Eckersley also made a six wheel F1 car.
What manufacturer did he make it for?
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Grey makes BMW see red?
You can always get interesting snippets from the financial pages of
the press, and it was reported that our local BMW will not provide
manufacturer’s warranty for BMW and Mini vehicles imported and sold on the
Apparently the new Z4 has been selling very well through the non-authorized
dealerships with more than 50 cars out the door since Q3 last year.
However, BMW (apparently world-wide) are cracking down on warranty work for
vehicles from independent importers. The reason being given is that Thailand’s
vehicles, and especially emissions and fuels, can vary from other countries, so
after March 2010, warranties will only be offered in the country of origin, and
through authorized BMW dealers only. In Thailand, most of the grey importers
handle their own servicing.
Driving back to Germany for its
Have you noticed just how today’s bumper bars just fall off the
vehicles they are supposed to protect from minor bumps? Come on, that’s why
they were called “bumper bars” in the first place. So, how many cars have
you seen recently with tape holding the bumper bar in position, both front
and rear bars? Lots, is the answer.
Of course, that is referring to new or nearly new cars. Old cars had two
dumb irons out the front, attached to which was something about the size of
a piece of railway line, but it was chromed. It was bolted in place and it
took three days soaking in oil before you could get the nuts to move. Those
were real “bumper bars” made of steel, none of this newfangled plastic
And when you think about it, just how much use is the thermoformed plastic
as a bumper? About as useful as a hip pocket in a swim suit. The slightest
“bump” when parking, and the retaining clips all fly off and the so-called
“bumper” falls on the ground. In theory, if you could get some new clips,
you should be able to affix said bumper back on the car, but like all good
theories, they don’t always work in practice. New clips as a single item
seem to not exist. They come with a new bumper, they tell me. But it is
difficult to get the actual part numbers, and every bit of every new motor
car has a part number.
Mind you, we were all led to believe that the new bumpers would be so much
cheaper than repairing the old metal ones, with all that beating and
rechroming. However, I must say that a new one is definitely quicker to
replace - provided you’ve got the clips that come with it.
There is another problem relating to the modern bumper bar. As well as the
thermoplastic thing, there is actually another metal bar inside it, spot
welded to the metal of the body. In a decent sort of bump, the plastic bar
does nothing other than deform, allowing contact with the metal structure
underneath, which in turn squashes and bends the bodywork as well. There was
something to be said about the old railway line held on with two big nut and
bolts. It may not have been elegant, but it sure was practical.
The “auto” car is (almost) here
If you are a driving enthusiast, do not read any further. This
article is heralding the death of driving as we know it. The world is
getting ready to hand the control of the family car to the computer. You can
no longer be trusted!
The technology that is now being offered, as far as anti-collision is
concerned, has actually been developed over the last 10 years, but as the
modern car becomes more electronic, it has become easier to incorporate the
anti-collision technology into the car’s electronics.
Take electronic cruise control for example. This works through the Electronic
Control Unit (ECU) and adapts the pre-set road speed to the fuel/air mixture the
engine receives. As speed drops, increased fuel/air is called for and the car
speeds up. And vice versa when the road speed exceeds the pre-set level. Going
downhill, the ECU can even tell the brakes to apply light pressure to bring down
and control the road speed.
So the vehicles have had the ECU ‘smarts’ for some time, and all that is needed
is to hook an anti-collision system in with the cruise control ECU. The human
anti-collision model relies on visual interpretation of the distance and
previously stored knowledge of how much distance it will need to pull up from
that speed. Some of us are better than others at this! There is also the problem
that when you leave two car lengths to the car in front, that space is very
quickly filled with two cars and several motorcycles!
To do this anti-collision calculation electronically is done by using a form of
radar. The message comes back to the car to indicate that at the current road
speed, there is not enough distance in which to pull up without ‘rear-ending’
the car in front. The ECU can then shut down the fuel/air and instead of just
getting the brakes pre-charged, can now apply the brakes (independently from the
driver) to slow the car enough to avoid the rear end collision.
Toyota have been developing their concept of this system, which is designed to
not only stop rear end collisions, but to stop you running red lights as well (it
will never be accepted in Thailand where running red lights is a national
pastime). A friend joked the other day that he had been the last car through
after the lights turned red. I must admit I have never done that… there’s always
been at least two or three cars behind me!
Saab goes to Spyker
So Saab, the once proud Swedish manufacturer and taken over by GM
around 10 years ago has been bought (apparently) by Spyker, the Dutch
manufacturer of the high end eponymous Spyker sports car. Spyker has 100
employees and Saab around 4,000. Spyker has not made a profit since it began
manufacturing in 2000. How will this work? Or is it a huge tax dodge? Does
not make any sense to me! Or does the Swedish government USD 600 million
loan look even sweeter?