I am obsessed with fat women, the bigger the better (size 16 and better).
This makes for a problem as Thai ladies are all so small (size 8) that I am
getting frustrated on a daily basis. I’m not interested in these thin ones,
so I’m lonely. What should I do? Keep looking for a suitable girlfriend
who’s a bit on the hefty side (I am 36 stone)?
You certainly do have a problem, my fat Petal. That problem is yours, at 228
kg. You’re lonely not because all the local ladies are size 8, but because
what size 8 wants to go out with 228 kg? Face it, you are being rejected by
them, not the other way round. The way I see it, you have two choices - keep
looking for a size 16 lady - slimming clubs would be a good place to start,
or start slimming yourself and get down to about half of your current weight
and find a nice accommodating size 8. However, if your problem comes from
too much chocolate, just send the unopened chocolate bars over to the Mail
office, clearly marked “For Hillary and nobody else!”
My Thai GF says she is leaving me after two months of living with me. She
says I am ‘keenieow’ and won’t let her do anything she wants, so she’s
going. No more discussions, just going. I done everything for her, let her
live with me in a great condo, maid three times a week, have her family over
a couple of times, let her buy clothes using my account, I let her have B.
5,000 every second week too. I reckon I’ve spoiled her too much. Do you
think that’s the problem?
Sorry Petal, but you have been restrictive to her in the relationship. You
have not spoiled her at all, in my opinion. You really have been ‘keenieow’
(translates as “stingy”). You “let her” live in your condo, you “let her”
buy clothes, you “let her” have an allowance … in other words, you
controlled everything. Thai girls do not like being restricted or
controlled. You are not ready for a permanent relationship with anyone Tim.
Stick to short term liaisons till you grow up a bit. That’s the boy.
I’ve been meaning to write this email for some time, but always gets pushed
onto the back burner, until now. There have been a few guys who have written
in defending the Thai ladies, and this is another of those. Da and I have
been an item for 15 years and married for the last 13 of them. We have three
kids, the eldest 17 from Da’s previous marriage and our two 13 and 11. We
lived in the States for six years and we had some problems with the
neighborhood accepting our mixed marriage, but things are better now than it
was in those days.
After I retired we came back to
Thailand to live as Da and I felt that Thailand was a better place to grow
our kids, and we have not regretted that decision.
Sure there are some problems, but there always are, aren’t there? Nothing
that we haven’t been able to talk through, so I just wanted to say that
meeting and marrying Da has been the best thing in my life, and to all those
guys out there who are reading all the terrible things that can happen to
anyone, I say just take it slow, get to know the girl and see if she really
is the one for you, and then enjoy life with a good woman who will look
after you for the rest of your life.
Thank you for your very sensible email. You did what I expect every man
should do - look critically at the situation, keep your brains inside your
skull and use them, and take your time. If she is the right one for you, she
will also be looking at you to see if she wants to spend her life with you
as well. A good marriage is always a two way street.
I spotted my boss’s wife in a Boys Town bar the other night. She and a
friend were flirting with a couple of the boys, laughing and groping the two
boys (dancers at the club). They didn’t see me, so I quietly slipped out.
Should I tell my boss about her? Or should I tell her that I saw her when
she comes in to do the salaries each month? Not sure what’s the best,
Dear Voyeur Vicky,
You didn’t tell me in your letter just what you were doing there either, my
spying Petal. Quite honestly, what your boss’s wife was doing there is none
of your business. Her husband was probably in one of the girly bars next
door, for all you know. The answer is for you to forget about it and let
people have their fun.